He Ain't Heavy

giving someone a traumatic brain injury is sex

When you kill a girl with enough love in your heart you carve off a piece of her soul that belongs to you forever and ever and if you put it back in a body then she's yours. she'll love you and belong to you and it doesn't matter that she's only a sliver of what she used to be because this time she belongs to you

kidnapper giving a forced bath going "aww, see? doesnt that feel nice?" x victim whos gone into a dissociative state making them docile

(Defensively) I could be a rapist! I could!

the caring somnophiliac: are you getting enough sleep? no? maybe you should take a nap :)

found an angel wandering around last night. it was standing in the street dazed, looking up at a flourescent light. didn't want it to get hit by a car so i tried to nudge it onto the sidewalk but it started getting agitated when it realized i was there. poor thing seems to be almost totally blind; there's a crack in its halo so maybe that's why. i managed to leash it and that calmed it down a bit. ended up bringing it home and it's just been sitting on my bedroom floor staring at the ceiling light. anyone know what angels eat?

Unfortunately most puppyboys you see online are significantly undernourished. Anyone planning to get their own boy pet should make sure to do proper research into puppyhusbandry, including the vet recommended guidelines on minimum food requirements. Puppy experts currently recommend a minimum of three meals a day, and most puppies will additionally need supplemental food consistenting of several snacks, desserts and/or extra meals, the amount varying depending on your puppies natural appetite and activity levels. Some puppies with particularly sensitive stomachs will benefit from smaller, more frequent meals rather than three large meals, but its important to make sure your puppy is still getting an appropriate amount of food. Remember to always cross reference multiple sources when researching pet care, and don't blindly trust what you see online. And for pups sake stop promoting accounts showing neglectful puppy ownership!

^This is all especially important to keep in mind for growing puppies, such as pubescent puppies or puppies in their first few years of hrt. Testosterone does its best work on a well cared for puppy

would absolutely killlll to be muzzled and leashed at a party rn surrounded by people petting me and cooing at me and feeling me up and