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printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

all right, i hope everyone enjoyed my April Fool's Pentiment Passion Play from the perspective of Brother Guy. if you haven't figured it out yet, this was all directed and performed by Tess Redjennies. to my Jewish followers, I hope you have a good passover and to my lapsed Catholic followers, I hope I gave you a fun start to Easter weekend. everyone can refollow me now. I'm done pretending to be a monk.

and as always, if you have a laptop and about $20 to spare and you're looking for something pseudo-religious to do this weekend, you can play Pentiment. it's a very good game and will probably only take you maybe two days to finish. also you can come back after playing it and get my stupid jokes!

everything is on fire and the duke's men and the peasants are killing each other.

we're all watching the abbey burn down and nobody is looking at me...i could just leave.

everything is on fire and the duke's men and the peasants are killing each other.

we're all watching the abbey burn down and nobody is looking at me...i could just leave.

everything is on fire and the duke's men and the peasants are killing each other.

oh shit, the duke's men are here early to put down the peasant revolt and the abbot is still pissed at me. here's praying that little snitch Andreas doesn't throw me to the mob in a last ditch attempt to save the peasants.

something's going down at the mill....aaaand it's on fire.

oh thank God, Claus Drucker says we can come out now.

Mon Dieu...

oh shit, the duke's men are here early to put down the peasant revolt and the abbot is still pissed at me. here's praying that little snitch Andreas doesn't throw me to the mob in a last ditch attempt to save the peasants.

something's going down at the mill....aaaand it's on fire.

oh thank God, Claus Drucker says we can come out now.

oh shit, the duke's men are here early to put down the peasant revolt and the abbot is still pissed at me. here's praying that little snitch Andreas doesn't throw me to the mob in a last ditch attempt to save the peasants.

something's going down at the mill....aaaand it's on fire.

oh shit, the duke's men are here early to put down the peasant revolt and the abbot is still pissed at me. here's praying that little snitch Andreas doesn't throw me to the mob in a last ditch attempt to save the peasants.

all right so I know things got heated there for a bit and to tell the truth, I'm under a lot of stress being locked up in this library by angry townsfolk. Andreas and I had a heart to heart about some things I'd rather keep between us and came to an understanding because despite our issues, we are friends. after all, he did once begrudgingly admit that my skill as a scribe is a form of artistry in itself. I hearby rescind all previous callouts of his good character. may God bless you, Andreas Maler.

FORGIVENESS CANCELLED. BITCH TOLD THE ABBOT ABOUT MY LEDGER ANYWAY.

all right so I know things got heated there for a bit and to tell the truth, I'm under a lot of stress being locked up in this library by angry townsfolk. Andreas and I had a heart to heart about some things I'd rather keep between us and came to an understanding because despite our issues, we are friends. after all, he did once begrudgingly admit that my skill as a scribe is a form of artistry in itself. I hearby rescind all previous callouts of his good character. may God bless you, Andreas Maler.

regarding Master M*ler's latest attack on my character by claiming he found notes "written in my hand" on ritual to summon a demon to kill Otto. oh my Godddddd, lots of people write in a Burgundian bastard script. every literate person in my hometown of Dijon writes in a Burgundian bastard script. it's circumstantial evidence at best, and besides, if you read these alleged notes, said ritual is intended to make the victim a drooling simpleton not kill him.

I would like to remind CERTAIN MEDDLING ARTISTS that the seal of confession is SACRED and trying to get around that through the unreliable testimony of an eavesdropping anchoress is NOT ADMISSIBLE EVIDENCE.

have we considered the possibility that Otto's whole body just did that?

the peasants are mad about something again.

fire and pitchforks? for an angry mob? groundbreaking.

the peasants are mad about something again.

if you need me, I'll be at the church and not at the Saint John's Fire. I must repeat. I am at church and there are many brothers who are witnessing me here in the church.