OFFICIAL BROS(KEY!!!!) 42069

in the spirit of christmas i will not be making any posts about jacking off today. that is my gift to you all

Isn’t this technically a post about jacking off

i wonder how your mother feels about giving birth to the person that singlehandedly ruined christmas

I'm 12 and I smoke memes so fuck the shut up

HOW ARE YOU WATCHING ME HERE IN MY PRIVATE HOME

i support being gay and i support space and i support being gay in space

have you ever just…. TRIED to give off gay vibes? like, put actual effort into creating ‘gay’ energy so people will just sense your gay ass in the room??? is this just me??

*THE MEGAPHONE IS COLD AGAINST MY LIPS. I PRESS THE BUTTON. THE MEGAPHONE SHRIEKS, DEVOID OF NOISE. I SAY NOTHING. IT MATTERS LITTLE, NO ONE IS AROUND TO HEAR IT. IF A BROSKEY YELLS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ELEVATOR AND NO ONE IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND? DAMN, THATS A GOOD POST. I SHOULD SAVE THAT FOR LATER. ANYWAY I MEANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH THIS. RIGHT. THATS WHY YOU PICK UP A MEGAPHONE IN THE FIRST PLACE. TO SAY SOMETHING. I CLEAR MY THROAT.* WELCOME TO DESOLATION

Why are you screaming?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! …OH! SORRY. I JUST ASSUMED A GHOST WAS TALKING TO ME. HAHA!

*deaf*

… *LOWERS MEGAPHONE* WHOOPS! SORRY ABOUT THAT. ANYWAY IF A BROSKEY YELLS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ELEVATOR AND NO ONE IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND?

*THE MEGAPHONE IS COLD AGAINST MY LIPS. I PRESS THE BUTTON. THE MEGAPHONE SHRIEKS, DEVOID OF NOISE. I SAY NOTHING. IT MATTERS LITTLE, NO ONE IS AROUND TO HEAR IT. IF A BROSKEY YELLS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ELEVATOR AND NO ONE IS AROUND TO HEAR IT, DOES IT MAKE A SOUND? DAMN, THATS A GOOD POST. I SHOULD SAVE THAT FOR LATER. ANYWAY I MEANT TO DO SOMETHING WITH THIS. RIGHT. THATS WHY YOU PICK UP A MEGAPHONE IN THE FIRST PLACE. TO SAY SOMETHING. I CLEAR MY THROAT.* WELCOME TO DESOLATION

Why are you screaming?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! ...OH! SORRY. I JUST ASSUMED A GHOST WAS TALKING TO ME. HAHA!