I Belong in the Service of the Queen (Bees)

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

Lolll *washes up unconscious on the shore* Yaaaaayyy

Honey possum (Tarsipes rostratus), also known as noolbenger. Honey possums are specialized in eating nectar and pollen directly from flowers, hence the long snouts! They’re like little mammalian hummingbirds.

always jarring when people still use this site for its intended purpose, which is apparently fandom blogging, when really it's a dating app where you can start beef with strangers

its pretty amazing that when a cat is on you or on a table its pretty big but when a cat is on the floor its actually really small

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

World Heritage Post

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being moderately proficient with computers in the early 2010s was casting a hex on your family to call you sheldon

i got a big bang theory box set and a bazinga t shirt for christmas when i was 16

my dad wanted to get me a psych eval so i could say "im not crazy. my father had me tested." like sheldon did and after the psych eval they diagnosed me with paranoid schizophrenia

this could be the funniest thing that has happened to anyone ever. my condolences king

Ringtail (Bassariscus astutus). Also commonly referred to as ringtail cats, ringtails are actually not closely related to felids at all. Instead, they’re members of the Procyonidae family, along with animals such as raccoons and coatis.

Every year should be the year of every animal. We shouldn't play favourites. Happy horse though