a mere hoe hoeing around

how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.

bless this iteration of Percy Jackson for genuinely believing, for at least three seconds, that he is the second coming of Christ

listen, I'm apalled — APALLED at how little attention Dior's Clarisse is getting??? Like ma'am??? Step on me goddess I will slit my throat for you and summon any demon you'd like and if you so much as looked at me once I would die with happiness and immediately choose rebirth to do it all over again 😭❤❤

warning: percy jackson and the olympians is about to become my whole personality once more

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