Since one person asked (and that's enough!) here's the extensive explaination about each choice.
This will be the base, so, remember, even if some matsus have less incest jokes than the others, some duos aren't really incest-y with each other; all of them together have their incestuous moments, none of them is safe.
They canonically have ZERO sense of boundaries around each other—will be explained more with each duos—and absolutely have no idea what is normal and funny between brothers and what is completely inappropriate.
In the main series, multiple times they implied the will to have sex with one or two women all together, as in a gangbang. Examples: s1 ep25, Totoko saying that she will have sex with them if they win. In the japanese dub it's less explicit, but 1. she doesn't say "I'll have sex with one of you", but all of them, and 2. the matsus don't fight a single second to be the one that will get The Pussy(TM), implying that they'll bang her all at the same time—I HIGHLY doubt they'll let one of them lose virginity before the others.
In the english dub it's more explicit; Ichimatsu says something like "I just wanna watch" and no one bats an eye, so yeah, at least in the english version, they planned to gangbang Totoko while Ichi stays on the cuck chair.
Another example, more subtle, is the double date with Totty. This will come back again later, but for now: Osomatsu "exercises" for the double date with Totty. Immediately the first thing he does is trying to have sex, then when the others stop him, Oso asks "eh? Isn't that how double dates work?". Again, subtle, but it implies that he was expecting to bang a girl with Totty in the same room—and Totty doing the same with the other girl. This goes in the "All matsu" section and not in the OsoTodo one simply because Wanting A Gangbang is something Osomatsu really seems to want, with only a couple of exceptions (Takoyaki movie = everyone fights to get either Totoko or Nyaa-chan; The First movie = everyone fights because they believe Takahashi is in love with only one of them, but arguably, this was mostly in their "I DON'T EVEN WANT TO HAVE BROTHERS" era).
Another instance of Oso =/= Healthy Boundaries is in s3, where he asks the Rice Balls to play AVs for him and his brothers, and the others did not really have anything to say about their older brothers wanting to watch porn in the same room as them.
Now, leaving the gangbang stuff, always in the Takoyaki movie there is a scene where all the matsus wash really intensively their dicks. And they wash each others' dicks as well. It was not sexual, true, but you don't get dick-touchie with a brother normally (hope we all know that).
ALMOST FORGOT: Christmas scene where they gift each other porn magazines. Gifting each other sex-related stuff For Funnies isn't weird per se I'd say; those mags did not seem like a jokey-type of gift, but we can talk about it.
ALMOST ALMOST FORGOT: The Valentine episode.
More silly thing that you may not count => the F6 matsus really REALLY want to make out with each other.
(To put it shortly: Sibling Enmeshment fucked them up soooooo BAD).
I think it's rather obvious, it's all pretty damn explicit, uh... lemme see.
Pet play, which is a kink.
I know they are silly cartoon characters, but remember that in-universe, that looks something like this:
OH! Also, Ichimi exists. It's up to you whether count her or not.
ALMOST FORGOT! Christmas scene where they give each other porn magazines: Ichimatsu gives Jyushi an incest fetish mag.
They did make out. I was unsure if put this in the "All Matsus" section or in the "One sided explicitly incestuous" section, either works, so I opted to just put it here, but it's more a suffered choice aidsoidsaoijsaf
>Why would I have put it in the One Sided Explicitly Incestuous section: Easy. Ichimatsu shoves his tongue down Osomatsu's throat, but Oso doesn't seem thrilled for that.
>Why would I have put it in the All Matsus section: This is again more subtle. Notice how literally none of them has anything to say about Ichi making out with Oso, not even Choro-the-straight-man-of-the-situation-matsu. Making out was an option, Ichi took that option, and no one had anything to say about this. It implies to me that it has happened other times before (maybe not between Ichi and Oso but other two, we just can't know that), and it has been normalized enough to be seen as "brotherly fights" or something like that, especially since we KNOW how s1 Oso reacts to explicit incest ("Ichimatsu's incident"): he freezes up, is freaked up, tries to get the fuck out, in a way that is distinguishibly different than in this situation. Basically: anything between them goes until someone yells "INCEST".
I refuse to explain. All the explicit incestuous scene with them are so many it's getting creepy. Just make them actually fuck at this point, and I'm saying this as a KaraIchi hater.
Only because of the F6 scene in s1 ep1 where they were about to kiss. Again, F6 Matsus just wanna fuck each other lmao.
ONE SIDED EXPLICITLY INCESTUOUS.
The double date thing I was talking about before (scroll back up).
Plus the non-consensual groping scene of course. More in general, Oso seems to like to get all touchy with his brothers. What a surprise.
VARIOUS INCESTUOUS UNDERTONES.
Alright, someone in the writing team for the DVD Dramas must FREAKING LOVE ChoroJyushi.
"Is this about to go ChoroJyushi" scene.
The two DVD Dramas where Choro and Jyushi meet at a gay bar and become drag queens.
It's there, everything is there.
The Sibling Enmeshment hits them pretty damn hard, that's the reason why your average Sokudo fanart looks like something pulled out of the most tragic yuri manga about teenage girls that has ever existed. So yeah, I'm including these because of the "vibes" if you want.
BUT in one of the DVD Dramas, there is a more explicit scene. Osomatsu is a TV director, and gets pretty freaky and touchy with Choro, telling him that "showing more skin will make the fans go crazy". Like, alright man, just say you wanna touch and film him naked, bro.
Also, but you can not count it: scene (in the main series) where Oso catches Choro jerking off, and Oso doesn't care about that at all, even forgets that happened.
MINOR INCESTUOUS UNDERTONES.
Call him daddy, call him master, that is freakING INCESTUOUS!!!
ALSO, remember the making out scene from before? The OsoIchi section? Yes it is implied that other matsus did make out before "for totally platonic reasons", it is also pretty implied that the "make out with bros" part is often Ichimatsu's job since the others kinda unleash HIM when they want to get Oso sick. Of course this freak would be the one that least gets grossed out by this, and the others use this at their advantage.
The ear cleaning episode.
Again, Osomatsu REALLY likes to get touchy and freaky with his brothers.
I admit that, and it's hard for me to do. It's purely based on vibes. Kill me for that.
In one skit, both Kara and Choro request the Rice Balls to read dirty stuff with Totoko's voice. I think it's safe to assume they creamed their pants, next to each other.
I don't remember incest jokes or inappropriate moments between these duos. Could be wrong.
Of course I'm not like, God or anything. I may be forgetting something, I may have included non valid stuff, etc. Feel free to add or not agree with anything here.
I may do another post about Sibling Enmeshment and the Matsus.
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