bronx evans

I wish. But, no.

I mean…they have…fur…

No, fruit roll ups were always my thing. Also Fruit by the foot were much better in my opinion. I’m B man now?

Okay, Fruit by the Foot was fuckin’ rad.  Did you eat it like inch by inch, or were you one of the crazy people that squished it into like this giant fruit snack ball of goodness and eat it like an apple?

And bro, you’ve never not been B-man.

Uhm, I take it as a yes.

Ever try Shark Bites fruit snack, B-man?  Those were the bomb dot com.

Oh my god, Bronx… No. I know how we’re related. But I meant Chewbacca and Luke Skywalker. They kinda…sorta resemble Scooby and Shaggy.

Are you high, bro?

Sarcasm, Bronx.We’re they good atleast?

Does a bear shit in the woods?

HOW ARE WE RELATED

Are you sure it wasn’t like…Chewie and Luke?

Uh, of course they’re chewy.  They’re fuckin’ fruit snacks, dude.

Tragic

I mean, I guess so, but I totally ate the death star and Darth Vader first, dude.

Like, I had no idea Shaggy and Scoob were in Star Wars.