Ride Or Die

*does nothing for 3 days straight* today is a “me” day, i deserve it, i need to relax

idk how to flirt imma just stare at you until u marry me

Someone is gonna want to nut in u someday

Me: Oh this movie looks good, what does rotten tomatoes say Ten sweaty respected male critics: A classic film…. Very erotic……… Provocative and artistic………… And boob sexe Me: 😓

I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don’t know where it broke but it’s only me and I broke the road

From Casa Susanna: Photographs from a 1950s Trans Hideaway

@ people who make movies: stop giving all the roles to benedict cumberbatch he’s not necessarily bad at acting but i can usually think of at least 30 other people i’d like to see in the role before him also i never want to look at his face again in my life

U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

I’ve decided I won’t get married unless it’ll ensure an alliance with France.