BROADWAY + COLFAX

2015 taught me that y'all really like sunsets and snow. 🌇⛄

The Adventures of Yung Santa.

I use technology. 💻 🍫

I suddenly can't remember if I was reorganizing my medicine cabinet or summarizing the human condition.

'bout to hit Home Depot for one of those reinforced mailboxes to handle all these cards I'm about to get.

Step into my office.

INT. OLD BAY MARKETING OFFICE DESIGNER #1: How do you draw a chicken? I've never seen one in my life, somehow. DESIGNER #2: Basically, it's a hairless cat with a butt for a head & two bones out the back, I think. I, too, amazingly, have never seen a chicken, alive or cooked, in my entire life.

It's one of those "Shotglass of Nyquil" sort of nights at Casa de Brofax.

"My favorite food? The chicken from the Old Bay tin, for sure. It's like, people eat with their eyes as much as their mouths, you know? Your food has to look as good as it tastes."

Stay cool, Townes.

The Sonics are inspiringly badass septuagenarians.

Just say no to counterfeit churches. Support your local church manufacturers and distributors.

#tbt Townes' safe place from the thunder in our last apartment.

LOG 05232015: The gray of the sky has given way to a bright, unfamiliar color. In addition, a circle of fire seems to be moving slowly from horizon to horizon. Will investigate further and report back my findings.

Sometimes it's worth reading the strange China News magazine that gets delivered to the newsroom every month.

After that last clap of thunder, my lap spontaneously grew a puppy. 🐶 ⚡

🌸 NATURE BOMB 💣