DANCING THROUGH LIFE.

Of course! Sammy is my pal for life! Only one who understands my addictions!

I kind of had lunch with a girl at Taco Bell in LA though, so don’t hate me. She wasn’t as good as you though, that’s for sure.

He didn’t shit, but he sure got a big head from having the roll for as long as he got to have it.

It was like 2 weeks, so that’s like 12 shows. He ain’t gonna get my spotlight, I’ll fight for it but I’m pretty sure everyone hates him since I’ve been back, no one is as good as me.

Cooler, hotter, way better hair, you’ve got it all, Evans. Being dramatic is important for our line of work, but on the real, he did throw us off at first, it’s always hard getting used to an understudy especially one with little stage experience.

I’m sure he wasn’t THAT bad, I mean come on. Did he shit himself in the spotlight though, most of them do.

I missed you! I’ve had to eat by myself! It’s been so horrible!

Glad you see you stayed faithful to your old pal Sammy.

I’m just happy to have you back on stage with me every night.

We all know how much you love me Rach. About time you showed it. 

…right. Well, if they told you that they did, it must be true. Where did you go?

LA, then Tennessee, then back to LA again and now home. Thank GOD.

How was San Francisco? That’s where you went, right?

No no, I went to LA, then Tennessee, then LA again, then New York. I think I’m staying put for like, ever.

It’s nice to have you back Sam. It has been awhile. . Get that sleep and maybe we can catch up.

On it, caught up and now I feel like I’m in like, Narnia.

We’ve missed you, Sam.

I know, I know, I’m too great of a loss.

…concrete what? It’s good to have you back. I’m sure your castmates have missed you.

It’s...it’s a joke. I hope so, so they told me. 

Sammy!!

Marley!!

Yeah well there’s a reason you got the role and he didn’t, and it’s be way more than evident lately that he’s so incompetent that our shows have been hurting because of it.

Because I’m much more cooler, have such awesome hair and can move better? I bet they aren’t that bad, I mean one guy can’t drag a whole squad down I mean, c’mon if he was that bad he would of been kicked out ages ago, you’re just super dramatic.

Thank the good Lord that you’re back, your understudy was seriously messing up my flow and it’s been a literal Hell without you. 

I’ve heard nothing but negative things about the guy and I guess it won’t be sad to see him pushed back into the ensemble. 

Then you must have eaten something weird…

Pizza maybe, but it seemed fine. It was a legit statement.

…you have interesting dreams.

They always link back to Star Wars, always.