galavantingTreachery

[Verse 1: Gamzee] They call it creeping, I say pity, it's the only way for me Filling out papers, sign whatever but I stay outside her reach I name your poppop and your father and that lusus that you keep I know your favorite place to eat at when your Bucks come in each week I know you launder shit on one day and you separate your whites and that your wheeled device needs tires cuz last week I laid those spikes I've got a bunch of instant photos with all the dates down in red ink I sneak a walkie-talkie in your room to listen to you sleep…

[Chorus] You just don't know it yet but you love me and I love you the same One day we'll have a human wedding and I'll be your everything We'll be together, yes forever, we will never ever part Oh you don't know it yet but baby I've already got your heart

[Verse 2: Jake] Some call it fronting, I say hunting keeping you inside my sights I'm sure I have no need to ask, to keep you safe throughout the night.. You've got those eyes that drive me crazy, and I've got eyes to watch you sleep I brought a smoke pipe and some whiskey for my stakeout in your tree… outside your house.. shhhh. gotta be as quiet as a mouse, or else you'll call the knights And I'll get sent to dumb therapy with the seer of the light and night by night I am collecting all the things you leave behind and when you don't I rummage through your bins to see what I can find…

[Chorus] You just don't know it yet but you love me and I love you the same One day we'll have a human wedding and I'll be your everything We'll be together, yes forever, we will never ever part Oh you don't know it yet but baby I've already got your heart

[THE HAPPIEST HOMESTUCK SONG EVER!!!]

[JADE] Everything is great Everything is grand My planet blew up, but I'm here with my friends

[VRISKA] Everything is perfect Don't have to make them pay We just met the humans, and we're all okay Life's a bitter game But with someone by your side it's not so lame

[TAVROS] When you're alone Life can be a scary thing It makes you feel like you're paralyzed But if you can be brave And spread out your wings Your confidence will take to the skies

[GAMZEE] Everything is great Now we've dipped from the veil 'Cause my buddy's got my back And we're just that pale

[KARKAT] Everything's all right now It's weird to concede I don't have to think About a team to lead

[JOHN] Life is like a sprite It's guiding your path You'll be alright

[EQUIUS] Life's not over yet There's plenty of time To break a sweat

[KANAYA] Life is like a forge Once it's lit The world is yours

[VRISKA] Life's a bitter game But with someone by your side it's not so lame

[TEREZI] I've got everything that I need Right in front of me

[DAVE] Nothing's stopping me Nothing that I can't be With you right here next to me

[ARADIA] Life's a precious thing You never know when you'll die again

[SOLLUX] Just stay on the track Sometimes you might have to hack

[ERIDAN] Life is genocide Win and lose With changing tides

[ROSE] Life can be wand Full of surprises Don't abscond

[TEREZI] Life is full of tricks Keep your eyes open Give it a lick

[NEPETA] Life has it's flaws But you've got a set of kitty claws

[FEFERI] Don't cry like a grub Just glub! Life's a bitter game But with someone by your side it's not so lame

[JOHN] I've got everything that I need Right in front of me

[KARKAT] Nothing's stopping me Nothing that I can't be with you right here next to me

[JOHN, spoken] That was really good Karkat

[KARKAT, spoken] Fuck you

[JAKE] Everything is jolly good Everything is grand We're alpha as fuck and we're in command

[ROXY] Everything is perfect Everything's the bomb I just can't get over Shit you look like my mom

[JAKE] Life's a loaded gun So pull the trigger Start the fun

[JANE] Lifes a piece of cake Enjoy it right now for goodness sake

[GAMZEE] Lifes a carnival You're centre Ring And the seats are full

[KARKAT] Life's a bitter game But with someone by your side it's not so lame

[ARADIA] I've got everything that I need Right in front of me

[SOLLUX] Nothings stopping me Nothing that I can't BEE with you right here next to me

[FEFERI] Life is like the sea So much to glub For you and me

[NEPETA] Life's a kitty cat With someone to purr And someone to pat

[DAVE] Life's a favorite song Makes you feel like you belong

[ROXY] Lifes eleven shots Feels alright But fucks you up

[KANAYA] Life's a ray of sun Reminding you the days not done

[TAVROS] Life's a happy dream Boosting up your self esteem

[DIRK] Life is like a robot What the fuck am I supposed to say?

[JANE] Life's a bitter game But with someone by your side it's not so lame

[JADE] I've got everything that I need Right in front of me

[FEFERI] Nothings stopping me

[TAVROS] Nothing that I can't be with you right here next to me

[VRISKA] I've got everything that I need right in front of me

[KANAYA] Nothing is stopping me

Outrunning Condesce, us kids We’re such survivors, all the Trolls and their larva join me To beat the powers that be

Three-dozen hearts in this game Through heavy trials, we aim To beat the powers that be So fuck her royal decree

And we'll race for miles through the night We run because we know we cannot hide

We’re never gonna make it, Novice Dumb players stand against her, Condesce Is always gonna come for our last breaths

It's just a game of life in godless Derse Kingdom down to Prospit Condesce There's really no escape until our deaths

Outrunning Condesce, us kids Won't run no farther, it's the Last days of (S)burb, join me In the forming of Earth C

And we'll brace for battle in the night We'll fight because we know we cannot hide

We’re never gonna make it, Novice Dumb players stand against her, Condesce Is always gonna come for our last breaths

It's just a game of life in godless Derse Kingdom down to Prospit Condesce There's really no escape until our deaths

La-la-la, la la, la-la-la, la la La-la-la, la la, la la La-la-la, la la, la-la-la, la la La-la-la, la la, la la

We’re never gonna make it, Novice Dumb players stand against her, Condesce Is always gonna come for our last breaths

It's just a game of life in godless Derse Kingdom down to Prospit Condesce There's really no escape until our deaths

LYRICS - How Far We've Come [413 MIX]

[KARKAT] Greetings, worthless humans!

[JOHN] Start the game, counting down til the end of the world.

[ROSE] Building up to get him in; I need to write it all down.

[JOHN] Gotta move, the meteors are heading straight for the house.

[DAVE] It's just so stupid that this game is really not worth the try.

[ROSE] Dave, shut up, and maybe finally we'll get out alive.

[DAVE] Strifing battles, here's your bottle, now I've gotta wait out this egg in time.

[JADE] I can see our game will really need a spark, The world, destroyed, take a shot into the dark,

[BETAS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!

[VRISKA] Well I believe, with help, you'll be a great kid.

[KANAYA] If not, don't go if the Furthest Ring bids.

[TEREZI] Let's see the stocks to trade!

[KARKAT] Let's guess the passwords made! I think I heard a distant honk; fuck, I don't really know.

[SOLLUX] But everything is now okay, wow, where'd my sight go?

[ERIDAN] There's no hope left and we've gotta join Jack Noir.

[FEFERI] I won't tolerate and I can't excuse you!

[KANAYA] Took a chainsaw to flesh; I'm really out for blood.

[GAMZEE] Motherfucking world is rotting and I'll strike it with clubs.

[TEREZI] Say a goodbye because I'm on my way to find and kill you!

[TAVROS] I believe I need to show them who is boss!

[ARADIA] Let's go rejoice, paths have finally crossed.

[TROLLS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!

[EQUIUS] Stay, no matter what, in the vents until the end.

[NEPETA] I won't! I can't! I will never just pretend!

[TROLLS] Some lives were cruelly lost, But reunite our cause.

[DIRK] And they scrapped, scratched, it was all reset.

[ROXY] It was another game to play for us to hack it again.

[JAKE] And we were fools, used just to turn on ourselves.

[JANE] Now it's overly sweet, and time will never just tell.

[DIRK] Timelines mix, match, intersect on a whim.

[ROXY] Hold us hostage 'cause you never wanted us to all win

[JAKE] But we fight back, you'll never keep us down

[JANE] And when we pull all it through, we'll be keeping that crown.

[JANE+JAKE] We will see this all to the very bloody end

[DIRK+ROXY] We'll stay alive and we'll fight for all our friends

[ALPHAS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!

[JANE+ROXY] We'll win this game, you'll see, determination is the key

[JAKE+DIRK] Our hopes, our hearts, and every one of our dreams

[ALPHAS] Let's see how far we've come! Let's see how far we've come!

[BETA KIDS] Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we'll go

[TROLLS] Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we'll go

[ALPHA KIDS] Let's see how far we've come Let's see how far we'll go

[ALL] Let's see how far we've come

...

[JOHN]

[LYRICS]

[KARKAT] Hello everybody! Let me tell you something about Homestuck…

[JOHN] Ooh yeaaaahh John egbert,

[ROSE] rose lalonde

[JOHN+ROSE] Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond

[JADE] Jade harley,

[DAVE] dave strider

[JADE+DAVE] They all play sburb and end the world.

[JANE] Harlequin Nanna, bro

[ROXY] Mom, dad Youth roll

[JAKE] Grandpa, pesterchum

[DIRK] Hella jeff and sweet bro

[JOHN+DAVE] Heat and clockwork, wind and shade

[JADE+ROSE] Frost and frogs, light and rain

[JANE+ROXY] Vagabond and mendicant Renegade, consorts and denizens

[JAKE+DIRK] Skaia, four-thirteen Countdown to the reckoning

[ALL KIDS] Derse and prospit Carapaces Pogo hammer, sassacre

[EVERYONE] You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

[ROSE+DAVE] Jasper's secret, davesprite

[ROXY+DIRK] Casey, mutie, doomed timelines

[JOHN+JADE] Good dog, best friend

[JANE+JAKE] Jack causes many people's ends

[ALL BETA KIDS] Black queen, nak nak Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap

[ALL ALPHA KIDS] Robot bunnies, midnight crew

[TEREZI] H3y coolk1d, 1s th1s you?

[KARKAT] Lil' cal, babies Ecto-biology

[TAVROS] Apple juice, pupa pan Nic cage, cit-y of cans

[ARADIA] Doc scratch, snowman I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!

[VRISKA] God tiers, march drag Who even is this douche8ag?

[EVERYONE] You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

[NEPETA] Exploring with a-ra-di-a Tavros, sollux, nep-e-ta

[TEREZI] Ter-e-zi's nuts, karkat's a crab Gam-zee's got issues with his dad

[KANAYA] Equius, fe-fe-ri Kanaya the vampire fashion queen

[VRISKA] She slices eri-dan in half And vriska is a bad-ass

[KARKAT] Shipping charts, sick fires All the irons in the fire

[ERIDAN] Buckets, squiddles, an-gels All the lusii get culled

[GAMZEE] Faygo, recuperacoons Horrorterrors kill you

[TEREZI+GAMZEE] Troll jegus, killer clowns Mobius double reach around

[EVERYONE] You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

[KARKAT] Matesprits, auspistice Moirail and kismesis

[FEFERI] Betty crocker, icp Dead daves are the enemy

[ARADIA] Green sun, alpha-verse Jane, roxy, jake and dirk

[ALPHA KIDS] Uu, uu Princely tights Guy fieri is the antichrist

[BETA KIDS] Captchalogue, modus And strife specibus Heir and knight Witch and seer

[EVERYONE] Can't outrun what's already here

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! True, it's quite outrageous But it's all contagious!

[SOLLUX] Dreambubbles, shenanigans All who die come back again

[VRISKA] Tick, tock, break heads

[GAMZEE] Honk honk Scary wolf heads

[ERIDAN] Cue balls, magic dogs The universe Is a frog

[TAVROS] Felt mob and fairies Lord eng-lish killed huss-ie

[FEFERI] Troll cops, thresh prince Don't screw with the condesce

[TEREZI] Scalemates, rap wars Blowing up the tumor

[ERIDAN] Zillyhoo, shaving cream Echeladder, science beam

[SOLLUX] Cascade, morse code

[EVERYONE] This fandom's about to explode!

You can't fight the home-stuck! Though it's weird and random It's the greatest fandom! You can't fight the home-stuck! And from now on It will go on And on, and on, and on, and on And on, and on, and on, and on, and on