I'm not sure how you all feel.
Ooh. That’s right, pumpkin carving! It’s been years since I last carved a pumpkin…
Oh my god… I have a house. A house with a porch and a neighborhood…. What if we get trick-or-treaters? We haven’t decorated at all. Hallowe’en isn’t even two weeks away! This is horrible, what if we don’t have time?!
Woah, you need to slow down there. Just give the little kids candy and don't bore them with your decorations or long, long sentences.














