no angel

It would. Britt, what’s your surname? I feel like I should know this though we haven’t known each other for long.

I'm Britt Keyes.

Vegan anyone. Maybe Kevin Bacon, I think it’d be appropriate if he was opposed to it.

That'd actually be pretty funny wouldn't it?

Do you always make hasty generalizations?

Tell me of another boy you've met that didn't also love bacon.

I mean, I do like my bacon.

All boys do. Doesn't mean you look like it.

Bewildering, really.

Yeah, I don't see it at all.

That last one seems unnecessarily mean.

After all the nice talk, hearing you say it sounds like an insult now.

I'm sorry. But I think you're a good person. I can't imagine you acting like demon spawn.

I got called Devil Spawn more than once, if that’s any consolation. 

Why would someone call you that? You're a nice guy.

That’s one of the most ridiculous things. I mean, sure there’s such a thing as too evil. But the rules don’t apply to too nice.

If you say so.

There’s no such thing as too nice. Who told you that nonsense?

Myself, I think. And probably my cousin atleast once.

You can’t say you don’t want to be labeled as nice and then say things like that, Britt.”

I know I'm nice. I just don't want to be too nice. Everything in moderation.

That says a lot about how your brain works. You have to say that, you’re the one studying to be a teacher.

Maybe that says a lot about how my heart works.

Whoa, you’re really accomplished and I’m not even going to comment on your stutter there. I on the other hand, taught Poppy how to distinguish geraniums from tulips, which really isn’t hard at all.

The chess turned out to be easier than learning to snap. But teaching is satisfying work, no matter what it's about.

When? Name at least two times when you’ve been satisfied and not just in appetite. Ain’t it, where were you when I was in middle school to protect me from the bullies?

I was satisfied when I finally learned how to snap my fingers... and the day I beat m-my brother at chess. I was in middle school too, dealing with other people's bullies.

I think you’re just never satisfied. Maybe, but actually I remember not being able to sleep for a month after watching the Other Side of Heaven where his feet get eaten off.

.... I've been satisfied before. But I'll allow that having your feet getting eaten off is a legitimate fear.

Make Up [p;Britt]

Why are you mad? At least I didn’t say nice.

I just don't see how I could possibly be scary. You're just too easily intimidated.