Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”
Me: “ok”
Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

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Uber: “I’m in a blue Honda Civic.”
Me: “ok”
Me to me: “ok, we know what blue is”

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Cause you ‘snow’ you’re the best. 🖤 #snow #winter #snowball #lagunamountains #presidentsday (at Laguna Mountains) https://www.instagram.com/p/BuCnf9dHkwn/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1dad7c6oyi3nl
you ever just get in bed and ur like yep this is where i’m meant to be
This is so
Unnecessary
how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour
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Because some days you want a small private gathering…and some days Arthur and his Knights drop by.
That last comment
People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor
ive never played a video game in my life and this is so fucking funny
“if you’re so stressed out from school why don’t you just study more or take fewer classes??”
me: immune system why do i have a fever
immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!
me:
immune system:
me:
immune system:
me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long
immune system:
omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon
and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there
and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza
and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door
so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens
Demono’s If it’s not hotter than the fires of hell, it’s free!
This poor Delivery Demon should not have to be putting up with this for just minimum wage…

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University: I have made a graduate.
Student Counsellor: You’ve ruined a perfectly good young adult, is what you’ve done. Look at it. It’s got anxiety.

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Not a single lie in sight……
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the freaking strugle
I’m sorry to distract from the crocodiles struggles but uh