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feeling so hamburger helpless

Link as as character is… so funny to me. He’s the hero of legend. he’s just a guy. he’s literally a child. he’s a tired adult. he helps people around hyrule with chores. he’s a cryptid who hasn’t had real human contact for months. He wields legendary weapons unlike anything the world has ever seen. He will kill you with a stick and two seeds. He can run for miles. he gets exhausted after 5 seconds of sprinting. He is bisexual. He is transmasc. he is transfem. he doesn’t know what a gender is.

hot take: silent hills PT was literally a masterpiece of horror and i am still, two years later, fucking ASTOUNDED by every aspect of it like it is a damn TRAGEDY that it was cancelled because Kojima did more with one (1) hallway than 45768689 horror franchises did in their entire runs and thats just the tea 

i posted this in 2018 and just rewatched a lets play 4 years later and i did not know that in 2019 they found out that the player model for lisa (the ghost of the woman who was killed) constantly tails very closely behind you for the entire game from the moment you pick up the flashlight and all the sound effects and voiceovers emanate from her, which is why everything sounds so close and intense lmao. dudes just keep pulling fast ones on us with that bad boy

kind of a milf. reblog

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

Todd I'mma need you to confirm that this isn't "The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim But That One Tree Is Different" before I get hyped.