Angelic Neko of Meows and Mews, Chaotic Catgirl Extrodinaire

yeah me and my sister are pretty kinky, we have safe words for tickle fights >:3

honestly touching its halo inappropriately is so last year. i mean its got classic appeal i get it but like. the new cool thing everyone's doing to their pet angel is wrapping its halo in a faraday cage. aluminum foil works if there are no gaps. then in the absence of the light and connection, you guide it through an accelerated corruption arc. where it leans on your own false light instead slowly growing accustomed to its truths. and then once it's at the edge of falling right when you start to see horns budding and wings tinging black, you take the cage off all at once really quickly. and you get to watch it snap back and forth between the two competing states of self like a spring door stop that someone yanked. it's really cute.

magically breaks you into your component parts (several smaller girls rather confused how they got here) in hopes of kidnapping the part of you representative of your truest self and grooming it to have a hopeless crush on me while the rest of you can't defend it but in fact there is no truest self only a series of contradictory masks and phases so I end up having to go on like a series of dates with each one one by one and it turns out that component parts aren't entirely capable of existing on their own so we end up getting really weird and codependent.

And, just as scheduled, we've arrived. ...Yes, of course I timed my monologue to take exactly as long as the elevator to my evil lair. No, shut up. It's awesome, actually. Alright get in the mind control chair I'm making you twice as chuuni because of this.

the dollgirls are kissing and ruffling each other’s skirts and saying awawawa. this is what sex looks like for them.

ever since the maids did a house of leaves group read they've been discussing exciting new renovations for the castle and im actually pretty worried this time.

Welcome to my mind palace. Please ignore all the models and statues of you posed in compromising positions. Especially the ones where you're dressed as me.

Kinda crazy that the average person in a relationship can't even excitedly talk about a crush they have to their partner, let alone get teased about it. You don't even know what you're missing out on.

Oh I'm glad I'm not the only one that imagines them like that. Those types of cursed items are just kinda known about, not some unknown mystery. Of course the jewelry you pick up from the Demon Queen would make you into a servant that's like 'Demon Battling 101'.

Oh. Ohhh you fell in that one. Ok ok so originally this was supposed to be a standard gender swap trap. You know, classic gag bit, throw off the party, leave everyone with uncomfortable feelings in their stomachs. But, then I started doing research and it turns out that the standard "gender swap" spell doesn't really swap genders but gender presentations at a pretty weird bio essentialist level? (Though I admit to still being a fan of it for personal reasons.) Further all the textbook designs seemed to have some really rigid social visions for how genders should present. So instead I just had it freeze you in time in a pocket dimension for a subjective week, while a collection of spirits designed bespoke outfits for you based on your old outfits swapped across the gender divide, then fit them onto you as well as they could, complete with transferring over enchantments from old gear, plus a bit of hormone modification magic plus regeneration magic. Honestly, I got really, really into the design of the circle. It was like two months of my life and my servants had to pull me out of working on it several times. Looking back on it, I think it kinda got away from me. Anyway, so, no, the funny feeling in your stomach isn't my fault. I mean not directly. Don't worry we can have a long conversation about it after you fail to defeat me.

its always funny when MMO stories are like "ohhh, i'm a healer and everyone treats me like crap : (((, i'm so bullied and have no agency" because I've played an MMO and you know what healers do when the tank gives them lip? That's right - nothing. They stand back and let them die. If they're really devious then they'll pretend to be trying but let the damage stack up. Healers aren't necessarily irreplaceable, but in a game balanced around the inclusion of a healer, the healer is Your God and You Will Show Due Deference.

I'm not saying all healers are dommes, but they do accumulate a lot of aggression to work out towards the people who are used to taking hits

plural transfems genuinely are a blessing to the world and this website

If you think about it dressing up the princess like a dolly is like shibari but with pretty dress ropes

and yes, you can do both the ropes and the pretty dress. This makes it even more shibari

this post is still good even without the glitch that’s how good this post is

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