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Still thinking about how Lucy saw Alex in his pants and her first instinct was to actually get into bed with him.

How was I meant to be normal about this?

I've seen the gloryhole task 18 times now and I don't think I'm ever going to be over it.

Maisie demonstrating how easy it is to scan a qr code on Alex's jacket: simply overpower him and strip off his clothing.

I would never have pegged Rosie Ramsey for this type of in-depth Alex Horne cameltoe analyst. I'm not sure that I even went into that much depth mentally (admittedly looking directly at it was just a bit too much for me).

Alex went on a tailoring podcast (baffling choice I feel!) and in discussing whether the tailor could take the podcast to Edinburgh, expressed this thought about Greg.

Truly Alex Horne has never been more relatable to me than when he's explaining why he doesn't want to go to a football match.

But, wait, why did Alex say that?

Alex Horne on doing US Taskmaster.

Just Alex reacting to some beautiful words, presented without comment.

"There now follows a rap that I wrote and performed about service stations. It's six years old, and I'm still ashamed."

I mean, I genuinely wouldn't be?

I know it's his thing to downplay being talented, and of course there's the whole comedy aspect of it, and it doesn't seem like he's properly trained or anything, but my god man

I think I've had this dream before.

Alex Horne: And you're the human guest? That is a very good analogy.

No, but, genuinely, as a singer, I don't believe him.