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Two Types of People in this World

1) MAMAA, oOoOoOOOoOo

2) MAMA, WE’RE ALL GONNA DIEEIE

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c-commodus kun~ guiliano-chan,,

#greekart #greek #greek mythology #art #sculpture #statue #drawing #charcoal #my art #greek gods #renaissance #roman art #roman mythology

rightnextdoortoparadisecity

There are only 3 kinds of people:

1. People who sing the high parts in Bohemian Rhapsody

2. People who sing the low parts in Bohemian Rhapsody

3. People who try to be a one-man opera and try to sing everything all at once

princesshamlet-deactivated20210

stop fucking lying op we’re all type 3 and we know it

*clears throat*

She refers to me as father, I’m not even familiar with her mother

She intends to do it for a quantity of Dolce Gabanna

*mic drop*

#songs #lyrics #blueface #she call me daddy

corvigae

Somebody: Why don’t you talk or think about literally anything else?

Me:

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L

is for the way you look at me,

O

is for bleeding out your ovaries.

#cursed #l is for the way #i’m sorry class #meme

imlatesummer

BRUTAL HONESTY HOUR

A - If I’m in love.

B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.

C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.

D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.

E - How many holes I have in my ears.

F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’

G - The last person I said ‘I love you’ to.

H - The last person I hugged.

I - The last time I felt jealous, and why.

J - Are you insecure. What about?

K - What my full name is.

L - If I have siblings.

M - If I forgive betrayal.

N - If you want to know how I treat my friends.

O - If I like my school.

P - What kind of music I like.

Q - What the last party I went to was, and when the next will be.

R - For me to tell 10 of my curiosities.

S - 2 habits.

T - 5 things I love unconditionally.

U - How many texts I send daily.

V - 3 big dreams.

W - An idol.

X - If I’ve done something I regret very much.

Y - If I like my town and why.

Z - Ask any question you want.

umbrella-acacademy

Yall

Flirting 101:

A: hey how you doing :D

B: you ;)

A: what

B: u h nothing much— you?

A:

A: w h a t .

#characters #dialouge #otp prompts #character prompts #draw your otp #imagine your otp #someone please draw this with their characters i beg you

Broadchurch, a very dramatic, serious, sad show about a young boy’s mysterious death: h

Me, dying over the way Alec says “Miller”: AHAHSHSH HE SAID,, “MiLlaHR” LMAO WHAT THE FUCK. DeTEcTiVe MILLAHR. you silly scottish cunt LMAOOO

#broadchurch #alec hardy #ellie miller #detective hardy #detective miller #bbc #i’m sorry i just. cant take him seriously sometimes

pastabot

today is not my birthday

pastabot

reblog if your birthday is not today

tomsholland

yep it sure isn’t

fuckyahumor

not my birthday

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Crowley, covered in splattered paint balls: it’ll be fun, they said. leNds wEiGhT tO a MorAl aRguMent, tHey sAid.

Aziraphale, spotless: dear you lost one game.

Crowley: ONE TOO MANY.

#headcanon that they revisited paintball after armageddon’t #this could easily be the other way around too #good omens #icorrect quotes #aziraphale #crowley #incorrect good omens #good omens prime #neil gaiman

eye ball

#gif #my gifs

plantichu

a helpful tutorial

I was taking with my friend about good omens and we were wondering how the hell aziraphale-as-crowley managed to get into that bath without getting his socks wet and so I drew this ‘helpful’ guide.

I like to imagine that all the demons had to just awkwardly stand around watching him clamber around getting into this bathtub… @neil-gaiman can you confirm?

neil-gaiman

This is even better than the people trying to get Good Omens cancelled on Netflix. I might confirm it when I stop laughing.

alaska-riversong

I have been thinking about this scene a lot and while I appreciate the OP’s version as well as the very fine illustration, I can’t help but slightly disagree. I have always seen Crowley stand at the foot edge of the tub, raise his arms dramatically, falling backward in slow motion with an evil grin on his face, making a massive splash like the dramatic bitch that he is. It took a minor miracle to not get his socks wet, but it was worth it. Now I need an illustration of the entry I described for comparison…. for science of course.

plantichu

a comparison! (for science, of course)

joddit-y

…okay, but can we consider this option? for arguments sake?

ignore that i ordered it backwards

neil-gaiman

I imagined a lot of things while we were making Good Omens. I never ever once imagined this thread.

Crowley: why has god forsaken me.

Aziraphale: you literally dropped a bagel.

#good omens #good omens prime #good omens aziraphale #good omens crowley #incorrect quotes #incorrect good omens #neil gaiman #michael sheen #david tennant #tell me this didnt happen

mew

Oh?

Every person who reblogs this with asks/submit turned on will get a random Pokemon in their inbox!

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beaft

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

beaft

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘”

iconic

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