wanna be able to only get off to weird gross stuff like feet and pits and diapers,,,,,,

Someone left this mysterious robot girl doll in the trash heap outside my fuckass apartment and I thought hell yeah. Putting aside the fact this was obvious bait, because how would someone leave a perfectly fuckable doll out on the street, naturally I brought it inside immediately. But the doll didn't come with its user manual or anything so I had to stick my fingers up its pussy to discover its amazing digital purpose

forced marriage thumbs up

if you aren't crying the whole night before, scared the day of, and then completely dead inside after the honeymoon then what's the point

*having plushie sex with my plushie wife*: *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak* *squeak*

it was actually just thinking about how cute it is when a girl with a big tail is forced into an outfit not designed for her so her tail lifts her skirt up and shows her butt

there is a deep darkness in your heart like sincerely

girl said "you're weird and gross" in the most affectionate way ever the other night and I can't stop thinking about it

reblogging again bc I’m sad and watching my tits bounce makes me happy