I Like…Things-..n’Stuff???

“I have something important to tell you but can’t message u pls message me ” - accidentally reported you scam

“I love your story and want to illustrate it dm me at discord” - commissioner scam

“I saw your post looking for artists to draw (x) and would love to draw it it sounds like a lovely idea and im an artist” - commissioner scammer who DM’d you when you didn’t ask

“Did you send me this link for free tumblr premium?” - accidentally reported you scam

Alien Skies Part 3

The Taileans are an advanced species compared to humans. But apparently not advanced enough to be beyond prejudices.

Space Racism: 1 / Common Decency: 0

Part 1 here

Not in a military way, but in the way you get when someone insults your best friend or sibling.

Sure, Earth is a bit of a shitpit and tries to kill everything on its surface all the time and is slap bang in the middle of the Space Boonies with fuck all else around except MORE deadly stuff, BUT THAT’S OUR HOME. YOU KEEP HER NAME OUTTA YOUR FUCKIN’ MOUTH.

Human: Yeah, Earth’s just a massive dumpster fire, but once you look past the wonky axis and viruses and terrible people and numerous crises going on all at once, it’s a pretty decent place to set up shop.

Alien: Yeah, like I’d ever want to visit your shithole of a planet.

Human: *deathly serious* Call my home a shithole again and I will cook and eat your organs...

Part 2 of Alien Skies

Clara tries her best. The universe conspires against her.

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The cover and first four pages of an original comic I made for a university project. Since I had never made a full length comic before, I wanted to give it a try. And since I’ve long since submitted it, I wanted to post it here at long last.

Leo, honey, Usagi’s basically an old man, he’s not going to get the joke…

So, I've seen posts of Bruce forgetting his kids are adopted, but what if the batkids forget they're adopted?

Jason and Tim: *fighting*

Jason: You're adopted!

Tim: *gasps* >:0

Tim: So are you!

Jason:

Tim:

Jason: Damn, you're right.

An alien diplomat hoping to make a good impression on the human representative they have been assigned to work with ends up (rather hastily) looking up what gifts are typically given between humans to foster good will.

Humans like to inebriate themselves in their down time for pleasure, so he buys a bottle of very good wine.

Humans like things that smell good, so he buys a huge bouquet of flowers and some scented candles to light.

Humans LOVE shiny things like gems and precious metals, and rings seem to be the most popular piece of jewellery for humans because there are whole shops dedicated for just rings, so he buys the the most beautiful ring his wallet can handle.