that's doctor cardassian fucker to you

julian/garak royalty au for @skepticamoeba !! rumor has it that the prince has taken a consort from the visiting monarchy,,,,, theyre negotiating peace talks obviously

Ok, rewatching Distant Voices and this fucking cracked me up.

Garak gives Bashir this tiny cylinder for a holosuite program as a birthday present. Now, the classy way to present something of this size and shape would be to put it in a long, narrow box, with a nice interior casing that displays the object complementarily. Think of how you’d wrap a nice necklace or a fancy vibrator. But Garak, the “suave super spy.”

He just puts a giant fucking glitter bow on it.

So either a) Garak actually has no real sense of class or style, b) he’s fucking with Julian, or c) he’s essentially a broke college student who just uses leftover wrapping he keeps from gifts he’s gotten.

So ages ago (sorry!) I got these asks [1],[2] about the baby changeling from ‘the begotten’ essentially coming back to life, and also weyoun 6 is there (the asks explain better than i can). Anyway obviously i was super into that and wanted to draw some fanart, so I used it as an excuse to go to town messing about with a bunch of different art styles

(Julian’s going to have to completely rewrite several papers on changeling biology after this… also my hands aren’t capable of drawing a sufficiently starry eyed weyoun for this one)

(They’re in the holosuite, Quark is trying to do… something legitimate probably, 5 seconds later the baby dishes on all sorts of repressed quark feelings picked up from odo while linking, then shapeshifts into a bar of latinum with legs and waddles off. The magic of parenthood!)

TFW your shifts don’t overlap so you gotta get smooches from your wife on the fly! :/