eh, good enough

Changing my belief system from "this is the hill I'll die on" to "this is the hill I'll kill you on" has done absolute wonders for me 10/10 do recommend

life is about listening to good music and finding 2-3 people you can be your complete unhinged self with

dude i will never forgive craigslist for banning me after i wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but i was so pissed.

this is the plot to mama mia

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

“Surrounded by friends”

how write book?

like that but more

oh noooooo

I’m sorry but I strongly refuse to accept “married man finds the love of his life in another woman and leaves his wife and children behind (to get married to the new one)” as romantic - not even a little bit.

same but im not sorry

I wouldn’t call myself quirky but there is definitely something wrong with me

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

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how do we know you’re not a bunch of creepy 40 year olds?

BOOM

I can’t believe 2021 is in 3 months

Dear September, please play nice.

please, please

September? Isn’t it currently March 174th?

Its September already?

Wake me up when it’s 2021

…September has not been nice