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Two boys. One running from his past and one trying to make his future. They are desperate for distractions. They found...
PRETEND • LARRY AU
Two boys. One running from his past and one trying to make his future. They are desperate for distractions. They found each other, in a sea of problems. Is it a coincidence? Or is there something dark and sinister behind the pretend smiles and perfect facades?
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Two boys. One running from his past and one trying to make his future. They are desperate for distractions. They found...
PRETEND • LARRY AU
Two boys. One running from his past and one trying to make his future. They are desperate for distractions. They found each other, in a sea of problems. Is it a coincidence? Or is there something dark and sinister behind the pretend smiles and perfect facades?
In the works
Give it a read, vote and comment x
GIVE IT A READ OR I WILL THROW ACID AT YOU :)
Louis, texting Harry: *sends a voice message*
Harry, texting back: I’m a little busy, is it urgent?
Louis: No, don’t worry, just listen later.
*later*
Harry: *presses play*
Louis' voice message: THERE’S A FIRE-
Niall: I am 39 cheetos tall.
Liam: Why... are you measuring your height in cheetos?
Niall: Because we're out of doritos.
Louis: You spent all our money on THIS??
Harry, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.
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Louis: I'm not mean. Name one mean thing I’ve ever done.
Harry: When we were younger, you convinced me eggs weren't real.
Louis: They're not.
Harry: Haha, very funny.
Louis: I'm serious. Didn't you hear?
Harry: No... what happened?
Louis: ...Why would you fall for this again-
Teacher: Your child was in a fight.
Harry: Oh no, that’s terrible!
Louis: Did she win?
Harry: My life is a mess.
Niall: Harry, relax, go get a beer.
Harry: I don’t want a beer.
Niall: Who said it was for you?
Louis: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Zayn: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from Simon.
Louis, hanging it on his wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
Louis: Who hurt you?
Harry: *snorting* What, do you want a list?
Louis: ...Yes, actually.
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Louis: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Harry: Aww-
Louis: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Louis: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Harry: Aww-
Louis: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Harry: That was so hot, Lou.
Louis: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.
Harry: I'm so in love with you.
Liam: I'm gonna nickname my child "Lil Bitch".
Louis, not looking up: I see you're passing on your name.
Harry: You have to apologize to Liam, Lou.
Louis: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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Louis: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Harry: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Louis: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Harry: Is it working?
Louis: Two brooooos!
Harry: Chillin' in a hot tub!
Louis: Five feet apart 'cause we're not gay!
Harry:
Louis:
Harry: *tearing up*
Louis: Babe, c'mon...
Harry: AND HERE YOU REALLY HAD ME THINKING WE HAD SOMETHING.
Louis: Babe...