trick or treating?

Oh my GOD this is a Holy Post™️

This is what we mean when we say that rich people have the ability to immediately and directly help people’s lives but most of them actively choose not to

It’s offically mid July so you know what that means. Happy Warm Halloween 2018 everyone!🎃🎃🎃🎃 🎃🎃

i hate that feeling u get when you’re watching a movie or a concert or somethig and even though youre thoroughly enjoying it theres still something in the back of ur mind thats kinda like “ok i kinda wish this was over now” does anyone else ever get that feeling…. no… ok

this is a symptom of depression

they’re married you asshole

u right, my bad

thats their lesbian daughter

Reblog if you support the gay papertowel dads and their lesbian paper towel daughter

With all my heart

ok… a date where u buy a lush bath bomb and take a bath together

I know for a fact I’ve told this story on here before but I’ll never get over the time when I was working retail and I was cashing out some lady so I asked “cash, debit or credit how are you paying, ma’am?” And she said “that’s none of your business.” And demanded to speak to my manager about my invasive question

Does anyone else love bad weather? Like the kind that’s loud and dark and draws attention to its self like pounding rain drops and thunder and lightning that seems just so close. And you can sit near a window and it’s dark outside and maybe you’ve got a candle lit or a lamp and it’s so warm inside and you’re wearing you’re favourite sweater and watching a good show or reading a good book and it’s beautiful outside the rain and the clouds and the sound of it all and you’re just so content and cosy and happy

if you arent thinking about the giant contaminated catfish in the chernobyl nuclear cooling pond then  fuck you