Too many war wounds and not enough wars

Literally nobody:

Not a single soul in the entire world:

Dean Winchester: Cas, we've talked about this. Personal space. [SITS ON CAS]

Cas: What is this beautiful man that I desire carnally talking about????

I FORGIVE YOU, CAS ... I LOVE YOU.

BUT they'd have him make Cas a mixtape.

And grieve Cas like a heartbroken widower.

And then have him be happy for the first time all season once Cas returns to him (even though his mother'd still be missing).

And they'd have Dean stop with the hook-ups completely. And instead they'd have Dean make Cas watch movies together.

And have date nights.

And they'd have Dean on his knees confessing.

And the last person who'd confess his love to Dean would be a gay angel.

CLUELESS (1995) —

dir. Amy Heckerling.