me: puts forth minimal effort in an attempt to solve a problem
me: ive tried EVERYTHING
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
trying on a metaphor

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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#extradirty
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me: puts forth minimal effort in an attempt to solve a problem
me: ive tried EVERYTHING

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[DJing party for the first time] sorry guys ignore this spotify ad the music should be back soon
ok but unironically: on paw patrol, there's a 'recycling dog' who I think is just a bin man, and it's the only dog described as a 'mongrel'. this dog also apparently does not bathe, which is a running gag. paw patrol denigrates the working class, especially those that fulfil important but undesirable jobs
Oh cool we love classist indoctrination
Pawpaganda
The Misogyny and Authoritarianism of ‘Paw Patrol’
reminds me of this article i came across a little while ago
yknow, when you first hear “Paw Patrol is classist police state propaganda”, you think that sounds stupid as fuck
but then this shit happens and we are reminded that we live in a dystopian nightmare
If your child’s grades are dropping
DO NOT:
Yell at them for three hours
Take away their devices and look through them
Make them sit in their rooms in silent and do their homework alone
Side with the teacher and not get your child’s side of the story
Tell them that their grades are the most important thing they should worry about
INSTEAD:
Ask if they’re having trouble with other students or teachers
Sit down with them and help them with what they don’t understand
Speak calmly instead of yelling
Don’t invade their privacy by looking through their devices
Don’t take away their hobbies as punishment
Never make them feel unsafe or unable to trust you
This has been a message from a struggling high school junior that wishes their own parents actually did this stuff.
Bonus: Don’t look through their freaking backpacks. Chances are they know damn well they have loads of unfinished papers and the stress of knowing is so overwhelming they don’t even wanna look at it.
I love how their post says “A better, more positive Tumblr” as if female nipples are what’s ruining the experience on this website and not bullies, racists, homophobes and actual nazis

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i cant wait to get a boyfriend, im all prepared. i punched some holes in the lid of this jar and i put some grass and a twig in it
me every month: has my period AGAIN
me every month:
Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.
Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)
So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good
What the FUCK are you talking about
I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute
I’m epicghostdragon
an aesthetic that will never go out of style: making others feel loved, needed, and important
anon hate in 2018: you’re not a top
Squidward clocking out of the Krusty Krab and heading to the nearest gay after hours event

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“your password is weak” fuck you
that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.
I hope yall achieve all of your goals
me after 3 hours sleep
mother : are you all right? me :

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Today’s Gender of the Day is: Decline
Why I love cats
bpbbbprow
Mmmr
butt in the air when u scratch
snif
Headbut
*blinks slowly at u*
stretchy
headbut
mmmrow?
fast