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independent & selective multimuse rp page with canon characters from literature fandoms like: fourth wing, the hunger games, the raven cycle, six of crows & more. oc & crossover friendly. 21+ trackingΒ #antholcgies. written by lindsey/linds (she/her). 30. est. discord open to mutuals on request.
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hi everyone. i've made the decision to move this blog to a separate page. i'll be fully moving to @antholcgies with new muses and some of the same!
okay squad, i had good intentions today, but i got wildly distracted. tomorrow is my day back at the office before i wfh the rest of the week for the holiday, so i should be around then!
sometimes i forget how hard it is to find a good fc for some characters...especially when the book series came out in the height of the pinterest model fc popularity.
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okay, officially testing adam parrish and ronan lynch from the raven cycle as new muses! (fcs are up in the air but we'll get there when we get there).
β±Λｑβ βͺ ππππππ πππππππ . ( a collection of dialogue prompts based on varying types of demands &. requests . adjust phrasing as necessary . this prompt WILL likely be updated in the future . )
don't say a word .
don't leave me here .
meet me at our spot tonight .
follow me and stay close .
don't beg , it's pathetic .
can you ( tie / zip ) this for me ?
stop lying to me . tell me what you did .
put that down , you don't know what it ( is / does ) .
get out of my sight .
stop pretending you know what's going on .
find a first-aid kit . quickly !
don't get yourself killed .
leave them to me , just go .
just admit that you love me .
just admit that you hate me .
come here , let me look at you .
( name ) , don't make me do this .
drop your ( weapon ) .
stay here and wait for my signal .
don't just sit there , move .
take this and run , don't let anyone have it .
pretend you're my ( partner / girlfriend / boyfriend ) .
don't look , you'll give us away .
don't say another word .
stop pretending like you care .
go make sure the coast is clear .
take this with you . it's a good luck charm .
don't tell anyone about this .
if anybody asks about today , lie .
stop looking at me like that .
tell me you love me .
just kiss me , already .
keep your eyes on the road .
stop crying and calm down .
come with me . there's so much we could do .
wear the ( dress / tie / item ) i gave you tonight .
show me how you like to be touched .
hold my hand .
kiss me , make it look real .
look at me . how many fingers am i holding up ?
will you marry me ?
just slow down for a minute . what's going on ?
take a deep breath , you need to calm down .
get out of here , ( name ) !
draw your weapon .
go rest . i'm not asking .
take a step back .
give me a straight answer .
be polite to our guests .
look me in the eye and say that again .
put your feelings aside for a moment .
keep close to me .
here , let me see that .
look up at the sky .
get out of here , i don't want to see you right now .
stand up , this isn't over yet .
close your eyes and count to ten .
smile for the camera !
keep your head down .
( name ) , let me past .
listen carefully to what i'm about to say .
don't just stare , come in .
stop laughing , this isn't funny .
take this and hide it .
don't make a sound .
put your hands up .
quit causing problems everywhere you go .
just admit that you don't know what you're doing .
stop right there , i mean it .
don't say that name aloud .
just trust me , okay ?
stop acting so childish .
call the police . now .
tell me you love me , even if it's not real .
take a good hard look .
stop the car , ( name ) .
don't make eye contact .
stay out of trouble .
just do it already , we've waited long enough .
hold me tight , and never let me go .
finish what you started .
tell me what you know .
just stay away from me .
turn around . slowly .
don't be scared .
put it down before somebody gets hurt .
stop pretending , i'm tired of the pretending .
grab me my ( item ) , will you ?
don't make assumptions .
put this over it to stop the bleeding .
get to safety !
wipe that look off your face .
secure the area .
keep an eye on them .
look at yourself in the mirror .
run . run and don't stop .
eat . you haven't touched your food in days .
re-reading the raven cycle for the first time since 2018 and i'm really considering bringing in adam and ronan.............
nora was only half-listening to alex at this point. she could care less about the royal family if she was being honest. sometimes they showed up on her social media feed but that was to be expected, britain still had a lot of political power and hadn't let go of their monarchy even centuries later. princess bea was gorgeous but she wasn't going to say that out loud. she smoothed down her blue dress, matching eliza hamilton's in the new broadway show, before alex sat down next to her. "kind of. i think this is what happened when hamilton wrote those fifty-one papers," she joked. "you don't like prince henry, we get it. you can just say hi and then hang out with me and june all night."
βit absolutely was,β alex said, a bit of pride in his tone as he smoothed down one of the lapels of his jacket before his curls bounced with the speed at which he turned to stare at nora. βwhy did that feel sarcastic.β he demanded. sitting up a little more to turn to face her. it hadnβt been a question about them wearing matching costumes this year, the question was what pair of pop culture characters would they go viral for this year. and honestly, if hamilton hadnβt been a thing, he was going to push for a theatrical grade jack and rose from the titanic, with a door on a skateboard. another swig of beer later, alex is shaking his head. βbut itβs not that easy!β he argued. βfirst, iβm saying hi. and then the press people that are there are making a huge deal about the whole parallels of it all, right? all night iβll be getting questions about him and likeβ¦look at me!β another flourishing hand motion toward his outfit quickly turned into a scramble to make sure he doesnβt spill his beer on the carpet that cost more than his net worth before he continued, βyou think i can ignore the british royal here, when iβm dressed as a founding father who fought against the king? the symbolism is too good to ignore! i didnβt memorize this soon to be tony winning album for no reason.β setting his beer down on the table, alex crossed his arms and leaned back against the couch. βbut i bet youβre excited that his sister is here too.β he said waggling an eyebrow in his best friendβs direction.
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βall iβm saying,β alex continued to monologue, beer in his hand as he paced the length of his bedroom. he hadnβt even checked to see if nora was still listening β he wouldnβt really blame her if she had tuned him out. itβs not like she hasnβt heard this speech before. βis if he wasnβt such a massive jerk, iβd invite him to hang out with us. whatβs the point of an invitation thatβs just going to be denied, right?β it wasnβt alexβs fault that prince fuckface of dickhead isle turned up to the white house halloween party, but according to june, it was his fault that an invitation wasnβt extended to the less than family friendly after party they were hosting. the second june went down the hall to invite the delegation from the UK, alex had started his tirade. which he personally felt like was fitting for his alexander hamilton costume. the founding father would be proud of his verbosity. sighing dramatically, he flopped onto the couch next to nora, glaring at his best friend through his tipsy brown eyed gaze. βare you even listening to me?β
starter call for this blog while i try to wrap my head around what happened on outer banks. specify muse please!!!
sendΒ βmaybe youβd be happier with someone elseβ for my muses reaction.
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β Β you've been my best friend for years, what made you think it would change now?Β β β Β i'm always here for you if you need me.Β β β Β well, that's what friends are for.Β β β Β remember, i'm always just one call away.Β β β Β how long have we known each other now? i know you better than you know yourself.Β β β Β you're an idiot most of the time, but you're my idiot.Β β β Β do you want to come over and watch movies tonight? i could use some company.Β β β Β you always know how to cheer me up.Β β β Β i made you your favorite food.Β β β Β i know it's 2 a.m. but i really need someone to talk to. are you awake?Β β β Β remember when we used to build blanket forts? let's do it again.Β β β Β please come to this family dinner with me. my family already loves you and i need some neutral person there with me.Β β β Β here, i got you something. i saw it at the shop and it reminded me of you.Β β β Β do you remember that promise we made to each other when we were kids?Β β β Β i'm so grateful to have you in my life. you mean the world to me.Β β β Β i don't need advice right now, just a friend to listen.Β β β Β you're the best friend one could ever ask for.Β β β Β hey, umm ... thank you for being my friend.Β β β Β you don't have to go through this alone. i'm here for you.Β β β Β want to grab a coffee and catch up?Β β β Β we may not talk every day anymore, but i still consider you my friend.Β β β Β i can stay and help you finish this if you want.Β β β Β you've got this. i believe in you!Β β β Β how about we plan a game night this weekend?Β β β Β do you ever wonder what our lives will be like in ten years?Β β β Β no matter what happens, you'll always have me.Β β β Β you don't have to pretend with me. i like you just the way you are.Β β β Β consider it ... a little friendly competition.Β β β Β thank you, you always know how to make me laugh.Β β β Β i can't believe how far we've come together.Β β β Β just stay put, i'll be over in a minute.Β β β Β i've got us tickets for that concert/movies/exhibition you wanted to go to.Β β β Β how about a road trip? just like old times ...Β β β Β i really appreciate you staying in my life all these years.Β β β Β i don't know what i'd do without you.Β β β Β you can tell me if something is bothering you.Β β β Β race you to the end of the street!Β β β Β bet you can't beat me at this game. i'm a pro.Β β β Β i challenge you to a cooking contest. loser has to buy dinner for the next week.Β β β Β you've been such a great friend, and i just wanted to say thanks.Β β
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( dialogue prompts taken from the second season of hulu's the bear, created by christopher storer. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
β you ever think about purpose? β
β i love you, but i do not have time for this, alright? β
β i have time for this. β
β you know what the fuck you're doing. you love this shit. it's fun for you. i don't have that. β
β i'm afraid one day, i'm gonna wake up and you guys are all just gonna just drop this ass. β
β if this shit is not fun for you, what the fuck is fun for you? β
β i'm not making the same mistakes i made last time. β
β what kind of insurance coverage do we have for people falling through the fucking wall? β
β sometimes, i look like february. β
β you want a sprite? you look kinda green. β
β can i ask you something and you can tell me to fuck off if you want? β
β chef, that's way too much acid. β
β you, uh, making a sundae? β
β that actually sounds delicious. β
β because you're the bear and i remember you. β
β i love taking care of you. and i always will. you know that? β
β i'm glad i came 'cause i get to eat this. β
β i gotta come up with three really great desserts. you got any ideas? β
β you ever made ice cream before, chef? want to? β
β it kind of tastes like a, um... minty snickers bar. β
β so how long you been a cook? β
β howβd you get good at this? β
β you can spend all the time in the world in here, but if you don't spend enough time out there... you know? β
β speaking of dead brothers, do you wanna go to a party? β
β it looks so pretty on you. you should keep it. β
β what's going on with you? i know there's something. just tell me. β
β what are you talking about, i don't give a fuck? why would you say that to me? i give like a huge fuck. β
β you're not by yourself, alright? i'm right here with you. β
β did you just throw a fork at me? β
β i think time spent doing this is time well spent. β
β never too late to start over. β
β i just want you to know... that this is really nice. β
β i'm thinking you're very, very beautiful. β
β we just don't say hello anymore? β
β you're wearing a suit? β
β uh, yeah, i wear suits now. β
β i'm sorry if i took anything out on you and if I treated you like shit. β
β i actually do think that we could fit good together. β
β i could be good at things that you don't really wanna do. and you're obviously really great at a whole bunch of stuff that I don't know how to do, you know? β
β i'm wearing a suit 'cause it makes me feel better about myself. β
β i know that you're trying. i see that you're trying. β
β you just came from a funeral? β
β yeah, a funeral of all my enemies. β
β you want me to make you some coffee? β
β i just need your focus like you need mine. β
β you good? β
β what's your relationship with your mom like? β
β alright, chef, i need you to salt that like a sidewalk. β
β looks gorgeous, chef. β
β i haven't eaten yet. β
β oh, let me make you something. β
β yeah, i can make you an omelet. β
β that wasn't like an ask out or anything, was it? β
β Β i'm looking really good. i 'm thinking you should start calling me chef. β
β well, i'mma keep calling you jagoff, 'cause that's what you like. β
β you deserve my full focus. β
β i guess i'm scared that i don't have what it takes to not fuck this up. β
β you're not gonna fuck it up. β
β i fuck things up all the time, like, every day. β
β you could do this without me. β
β i couldn't do it without you. i wouldn't even wanna to do it without you. β
β you make me better at this. β
β you still love to cook, right? β
β how's the wine? β
β yo. we're low on forks, chef. β
β okay, let's start firing some caviar, please. β
β i was just gonna say how special and cool and great this place is and how i'm the most proud of you ever. β
β i really appreciate you being so patient with me. β
β do i have time to go outside and scream "fuck"? β
β just don't tell them you saw me, 'cause this is embarrassing. β
β i love them so much. i don't know how to show it. β
β i don't know how to say i'm sorry. β
β i need you to say it's okay. β
β you are being so fucking weird, man. β
β i'm stuck in a goddamn refrigerator on the opening night of my fucking restaurant. β
β i failed you guys and it's not gonna happen again. β
β maybe i'm just not built for this. β
β because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels. β
β i'm really sorry you feel that way. β
β would you shut the fuck up and get me the fuck outta here, please? β
β i don't understand why you can't just let something good happen for once in your fucking life? β
β you wanna talk to me about my fucking kid? at least i got a kid. β
β where were you when i fucking put your brother in the ground, you selfish piece of shit? β
β i fucking love you! β
β you fucking need me. β
β i just had this sudden urge to tell you that i've always had this, like, massive crush on you. β
β i love you, chef. β
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