Bricksandbirds

Mouthwashing-

God is not watching

Pairing- a teeny bit of implied jimcurly

This is a bunch of mouthwashing drabbles. Aka my MW fanweek posts

Done

Help me hurt you

Pairing- Jimmy/Curly

This is a cannon divergence fic where they all survive (also Daisuke EVERYONE is trans)

Summery- Jimmy struggles on earth Anya fails medical school Daisuke is a failure Swansea struggles to keep food on the table The crew pre-cannon and a cannon divergence. I'll take care of it

Unfinished

Saltwater in open wounds is fine and I think I'm addicted to salmon

Pairing- Jimmy/Curly

A fic inspired by @zzoupz 's siren au

https://archiveofourown.org/works/74368206

Summary- Curly gets more then he bargained for when a siren that looks a lot like his best friend takes an interest in him. Jimmy's having fun flirting with his best friend as a siren, then the worst case scenario happens: he starts to mean it.

Unfinished

Crush Crush-

CRUSHed

Pairing- Marshmallow/all girls

This is a silly little fic that will be longer than- (I stopped this sentence for legal reasons) CHAPTERS 6 AND 7 ARE NOT SILLY

Summary- Your life is kinda shit. Then you run over a pretty girl and get tied up in... well let's just say some bad stuff.

Unfinished

Arcane-

The last thing that I saw was blue

Pairing- Jayce/Viktor

Another silly fic that I made it's a modern college au

Summary- Get the title? Get it? It's a pun? I'm hilarious. Validate me. SO listen up toads friends and foes. This is a sellout fic. I want you to read it and arcane is my current hyper fixation. I don’t know how it ends or what's going on. This is an on-fire garbage can (could be a nursery). A modern college au. This is a silly fic :)

Unfinished

Original Works-

Starry skies the flowers have eyes (series)

Pairing- none

A horror sci-fi fantasy work that has been compared to Steven King because of the dry humor, unexpected twists, and horror elements by my friend plus prologues for all the worlds

Unfinished

Thenks God he ain't in the circus while he's watching you

A body horror story inspired by Sometimes by Nick Lutsko

Summary- Swinging for the fences, hanging from the moon. I cut my tongue on the rust of a silver spoon. Sometimes the only road to take is the darkest. What have I done?

Unfinished

Bandbtober

Pairing- none

A weird little story that reminds you to take your medicine... (what I wrote for bandbtober)

Done

UPCOMING WORKS-

Ask Drunk Jimmy- an adj fic bc I.... uh... have no explanation. The mod is really cool and the blog is silly so... [might not happen I have to ask the mod]

Habromainia- an Alice in Wonderland inspired horror fic about my experience with psychosis

It's unfortunate

When I get inspired, I can't do shit

And when I have to do shit, I'm not inspired

Here we go:

I want a man's head on a platter

I want love served to me by my father

I want a silver spoon

When I was little

Actually I'm not finishing that thought

Because I wasn't little

I was half-dog

Girls on film, but they're not

Not perfect

And they're barbed wire

And fucking each other

I wouldn't watch it

I hate that shit

But a change in what one of my male friends watches would be good

I think we're all disgusting

I'm missing out on drugs and sex

And I honestly would prefer As and

Actually I'd like to do work

Not the corporate kind where you're tied to a desk

Where was I going with this?

Oh yeah, this is all a tangent

And none of this matters

Except of course life and everything else

I'd like an old voice recorder, for this

Not a Tumblr

Never mind. I hate it. Let's try again:

Hm

I'll call this "The Sun Exploded Years Ago"

That's a hint

Anyways, I'm writing a book

The Sun Exploded Years Ago:

I am half-dog

That's right

My mommy had a baby with one

Not literally, of course

And I think I'd like to do great things someday

But it's all too fucking late

I'd like to write a sermon

Blessed be the start again

Blessed be the angel that sits out back

And sucks down cigarettes

Blessed be the way I chew on teeth in hopes God will come back

What God would allow such a moral whore?

I hope she's happy

Blessed be the fly that sits on the windowsill high up near my shower

I hope she gets treatment

Cause that's all she needs

As a woman she is unclean

The sun exploded years ago

We know this

And for this we are blessed

I hope the last eight minutes of our lives are pleasurable

And I hope they are spent praising this lord

I wear men's underwear

Not really

That's a lie I tell myself every night

I wear boxer briefs made for women

The eyeliner I wear is eyeshadow

It doesn’t matter if no one knows

I don't own a full length mirror

That's a lie

I just wish I didn't

A while ago I started scribbling my mirrors out with sharpie

I haven't finished that little project

Because I got a mullet and it makes me feel less sick to my stomach when I meet my gaze

I cross my legs like a girl

I just like the pressure

But it makes people think different of me

I'm not a girl

Do I look like one?

I have low libido

Girls are pretty

But not for me

I'm missing out, I think

On things like teens and early twenties

I think I'd like male sex organs

Probably not

I wouldn't even use em