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Ohmygod I'm so happy I can finally share this with everyone! @luckydragon10 and I have been in cahoots creating this commission for @nuwildcat and her scrumptious delicious incredible stunning fic All That for Just a License https://archiveofourown.org/works/46471924. If you haven't read it do yourself a favor and run to read it because it is *chef's kiss*. I had so much fun with this, thanks again Nemi! 🥰

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Porsche did not blow Kinn on a helicopter to be called an accidental bisexual.

Porsche did not get bisexual lighting like THIS for nothing.

*stares long and hard at @yeetlegay*

And since the screencap with that ghostly green lighting is not a good representation of Porsche's swag, may I remind you:

Disarming a gunman within .2 seconds surrounded by mafia goons just for the heck of it? That's swag.

[Submitted Reasons Under Cut]

Before fic tagging was common, fics weren’t tagged. You had a pairing, if applicable, an author’s note about genre or general content, and if they were feeling charitable, a vague content warning. There are even a few genres of fic where even vaguely tagging literally spoils the plot and impact (such as horror, psyche thriller, in which the likely content is implicit to the genre). As a result, there is a basic category tag that permits this, as a courtesy to “old-fashioned” writers.

“No Archive Warnings Apply” means the fic is PG13 at worst, probably fluff, totally safe.

“Choose Not to Use Archive Warnings” is the polar opposite. It’s a glaring Enter at Your Own Risk billboard. It means: a shitload of warnings apply but I ain’t telling because this story requires shock value. It’s very important to read the author’s notes for those fics because they might be using that older format from above.

graphic depictions of violence

major character death

underage

rape/non-con

“Jonny Sims bummed a fag off my ma” doesn’t contain a slur, but “What are you, some kind of fag?” does.

“Queer studies”, “the queer community” and “I’m queer”? Not a slur. Some bigot calling you a “dirty queer”? Slur.

“Be gay, do crimes” and “He’s gay” ≠ slur, but “Ew, that’s so gay” = slur.

Authors: @snarkspawn | @pharawee Rating: M Word count: 9356 Relationships: KenBig Additional tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies, POV Alternating, Friends to Enemies to Lovers, Fix-It, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Canon-Typical Violence

Summary: Big survives what should have been a worthy sacrifice. Ken survives what should have been a fitting end.

With so many things between them unthought, unsaid and undone, much more than just their place as bodyguards of the Major Family has become an uncertainty.

This has been a long time in the making, and this week's kpanniversary prompt has given us the final push to finish editing the first (self-contained) chapter.

KenBig might not have been a canon romantic relationship but it's our favourite romantic relationship that could have been - which is essentially what this fic is about.