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Let Darkness Man be the lead in a Hallmark Christmas movie rom com. He was made for the part. And the little Italian dog is there too.

Reblog if you're in your feels about the cold war

My absolute gospel truth and I'm sorry this is so sappy but--where I'm living, Ilya fully changes his name to Hollander when they get married, like just fully legally changes it. And despite the fact that he continues to use Rozanov professionally ("Just like J. Lo," Ilya says.) everyone who knows them personally obviously knows what Ilya's legal name is and also assume it's a way to kind of stick it to his shitheel father. To this end, and kind of as a joke at first, people start referring to their two-person unit as The Hollanders ("Okay, the Hollanders are in room 508" etc.) but it becomes steadily less and less a joke when neither Shane or Ilya really seems to think of it as one. Ilya especially seems to genuinely love it. He'll say shit like "Oh yes the Hollanders will be there" when asked if they're coming to a barbecue like they live in a postcard. He LOVES to give his name as Ilya Hollander and he LOVES to book reservations under 'Misters Hollander' and he LOVES to say the words 'Shane and Ilya Hollander' out loud with his mouth. I also think that for their last game together in the league Ilya and Shane wear jerseys that say S. Hollander 24 and I. Hollander 81 and it's like. An end of an era type thing. And they frame the jerseys.

I think I've figured it out. During the Trapper and Henry years, no one was pretending to be nice (except for Frank, that one time "it's nice to be nice to the nice"). No one is actually claiming to be all that good of a person. They may be better surgeons or better than that guy, but they're not *nice*. But BJ thinks he's nice. He thinks he's a good guy. A good husband, a good doctor, a good person. And people (the characters) buy into it because they want to; they want the nice guy unsullied by this absurd war. And BJ doesn't handle it well whenever he might have to admit he's not nice and maybe never was. Because what good is nice in a war zone?

an underappreciated genre of hawkeye is when an activity requires no hawkeye and he's kind of just lurking and pissing everyone off

i think we got both cody x darkness man and nancy danderhoof kissing darkness man's cheek in the ccod finale because brennan was flirting with maxwell through like four different npcs in cloudward ho and although he got close with torse, didn't really get to a canon relationship so now he's just out for blood

Torsewell you're real in my heart

sorry to anyone who doesn't like homebrew rules but im having a great fucking time watching 41 damage be rolled in vampire the masquerade against a sentient pine tree monster who just tried to kill bigfoot

god i just finished the ccod finale what the fuck was that. I've genuinely never laughed that hard at anything in my life. my chest physically hurts. I had to pause the episode multiple times. what the fuck