Brianna Irene.

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

during a job interview if you get asked, “What are three words your friends would use to describe you?” just use some traits from ur hogwarts house

reblog to save a life

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

Demön

TRAMAMPOLINE TRAMBOPOLINE

MY FRAGILE HEART

😩💜

If I ever not reblog this assume I’m dead

This is what Channing Tatum needs to be doing instead of romance flicks

The sound effect gets me every fucking tim

I’m ugly laughing

very odd

literally every person on earth has read the very hungry caterpillar