brian@teeny agency stuff to say

Serena Willams and her children were denied access to a Paris rooftop restaurant. The bastards at the restaurant used the flimsy excuse that the restaurant had only two tables without customers, but those tables were reserved. Okay, President Biden, we go Shock and Awe on France. Serena, I am sending thoughts, hugs, and prayers. A swimmer offends her country (Paraguay, I believe it’s next to the…

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brian’s This Should Get Me Canceled Report Well, the other day, I had to do a phone screen for something I had to sign up for. It was a remarkable experience. Agent: Thanks for taking this screening; how are you? Brian: I’m fine. Welcome. How are you? Agent: PurrFECT.. Please tell me the full name that is on your account. brian: You just called me and used my name a minute ago. Agent: This…

Brian’s ad rant – I’d rather be followed across the digital universe by Temu I used to write an advertising column for an online (Beyond Madison Avenue) outlet. It was fun to look at our industry and write about it. So, here’s a truncated version of what I would have written (on T.V. commercials). What the Hell are these morons thinking? Are there any ideas left? The whole of television…

Screenshot A talk show host ( Someone named Sonny Hostin, The View) made this statement about a basketball player (an excellent player), Caitlin Clark.“I do think that there is a thing called pretty privilege. There is a thing called White privilege. There is a thing called tall privilege, and we have to acknowledge that, and so part of it is about race because if you think about the Brittney…

brian’s, sports shorts ( I mean, what does baseball have to do with the U.S., and other disasters from my this should get me canceled files – ( A Long time coming) MLB opening day was played in South Korea on March 28, 2024, so we in the U.S didn’t have to worry about parking and could conveniently watch the game at 3 AM.Start preparing like me for International Pronouns Day (third Wednesday of…

C1HF9A Angry young black business woman punching computer in office An internationally famous entertainer dates football player and inspires international comments in the billions. The obnoxious wife of a quarterback lands in complete shell-like wreck of what was once Sports Illustrated; she is a celebrity for being friends with an internationally known entertainer. The entertainer is attached…

Perhaps the greatest reviews ever written, perhaps

DISCO INFERNO ON THE DIAMOND? Yes, but there is much more on the Netflix-delivered “Saint of Second Chances.” Mike Veeck is the son of his hustler father, Hall of Famer Bill Veeck, “as in wreck” baseball club owner and innovator, and the Saint of Second Chances is all about the story of the two men and baseball, or is it the story of family, redemption and the flaws we have. You’ll have to watch…

Yesterday, I was attracted to a headline in a Baltimore periodical coincidentally named Baltimore Magazine. I guessed the magazine is about Baltimore, so I looked at their article on Baltimore’s “Best Dive Bars.” but first, I wondered if a dive bar is a dive bar, would it be listed in a pool that lists dive bars thus opening itself to invasion by courier bag, tattooed covered hipster doofus’s…

Take a look at the link, but before you get all crazy with yourself, I couldn’t find another reputable news source (I would never call my beloved, News Corp owned _Murdoch, NY Post not (my laughter goes here) reputable) that confirms this story verbatim. Nickole Cunningham’s comments were supposedly made in an interview in The Daily Telegraph. Maybe yes, maybe no, as the good old Telegraph wants…

Imagine if you have almost unlimited power and the ability and access to money and skilled operatives for nearly anything you want to do, and you decide to truncate any attempt to unseat your regime by, figuratively, burying your opposition. Seem familiar? Didn’t you do this before or was it warm up? Why is this like Deja Vu all over again? See Ellsberg, Daniel. Your staff develops a plan; you…