Top 20 Impressions from Porn Reblogs
1. Jesus Christ… is she squirting or peeing???
2. My throat is NOT that big.
3. If somebody held a Hitachi wand to me for that long… I would numb out and feel ZERO.
4. Ok… the butt jewel is pretty.
5. Oh god… oh god… tied to a tree…. THE ANTS MAAAAN… THE ANTSSSSS!!!!
6. How come nobody I know wears an Armani suit?
7. Are all subbies supposed to be 5 foot 10 and a size 2?
8. I love giving blow jobs… I am fine with cum… but for god’s sake… quarts of jizz?
9. Oooooohhhh… ropes….
10. Did she just put THAT in THERE????
11. Wait… did she just pour him a glass of wine with her PUSSY??? Not gonna lie… that’s talent!
12. Beards. Cool.
13. Well that pussy is… um… furry…
14. Gargantuan dicks are not a turn-on. They are frightening. Really really fucking terrifying.
15. Nobody’s boobs are that big, round, and perfect naturally. Not that mine aren’t… no… really… OK fine they aren’t.
16. Her entire… hand… in her butt. Holy mother of god.
17. Ooooohhh…. dark hair and blue eyes… can I have that girl? I’ll play nice I swear!
18. Do Doms other than mine ever smile???
19. My body simply does not bend that way.
20. STOP BEING SO DAMN SERIOUS! SMILE! LAUGH! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUN!
so True!!
Priceless!!!
@bisexualprincess86
On point 🙌🏻
They left out WTF, oh God please let me unsee that, and that one needs Jesus!
