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i don’t know how to start. i’m bad at this.

“please, finish a whole victim before moving on to the next one, okay?” “it’s not hygienic!” “i told you, you didn’t close the door properly!” “i’m not a killer. i find people who are easy to kill.” “oh, you’ll touch the swords.” “you kind of disobeyed me just now. and i’m noting it.” “lately i’ve been seeing another man. he doesn’t see me, though, because i sneak behind him.” “you hide in the shadows. bah! you are weak.” “they have no nutritional value now.” “you think that i have forgotten that tonight is a special occasion for you as well, don’t you?” “it’s a glitter portrait. it’s a portrait, made out of glitter!” “be strong, sweet little one. some day they will all be dead, and you will do a shit on all of their graves.” “i know exactly who you need to talk to and where to go.” “i come here every week. it’s a smorgasbord of banality and despair.” “i’m holding up a finger, indicating to hold on a second.” “hello, cheeky little one. out having some fun, are we?” “i remember how it feels to be powerless and disrespected.” “are those little dogshits not giving you the deep respect you deserve?” “i come to you with a warning: those whom you trust cannot be trusted.” “if there is a stone, so to speak, in your shoe that needs eliminating…” “it’s not i who needs help, it’s you, so it’s me who’s ending this conversation, not you!” “you are just a fresh baby shot out of her mother’s womb, glistening with light.” “shush, darling, you don’t need to talk.” “if i need anything i will call you. but not through the ether. just by regular yelling.” “it is the blood from my body, so i call it my blood.” “here comes the party poop.” “have you ever considered hunting with a partner?” “tonight is a good night for the other guy, not me, to die.” “let’s just take things down a notch, and then fight to the death.” “i didn’t know i could feel such depth of emotion and utter, utter suffering.” “uh, ma’am! you were dead!” “you look like a beautiful piece of wallpaper.” “i wasn’t going to let him eat you!” “i want you to know that you… are… my… friend.” “oh, i feel wild. i wanna do something stupid and crazy!” “i would prefer to be invited in. it’s more polite.” “i didn’t think i’d ever see you again.” “you will always see me again.” “i have crossed oceans of time to be with you.” “this is a misery to my ears.” “you mustn’t kill them, please!” “i’ve got to free my fellow inmates. i made a gentleman’s promise.” “they’re trying to frighten us, but it won’t work. ah!” “you really fucked up there.” “don’t worry. i’ve coordinated a secret escape plan.” “sometimes i have this urge to tear my roommate to shreds.” “i will make an alliance with this unholy nation and make this place my home!” “darling, you feel like crap because you are eating crap.” “i am going to teach you how to kill!” “shh, you just shut up now, my stupid little baby.” “look, i am just stupid human man. ouch, ouch, my balls. i love to drink beer.” “i’m very sorry for saying you should be kept in a cage.” “let’s not get bogged down on the details.” “we’re going to go to a party full of hot idiots.” “we will do whatever the hell we want to do, and you will respect women a lot more after this, okay?” “you have a very, very special power! you are going to murder so many human people with this!” “what is this? are you roleplaying as a depressed man? it’s not NOT working.” “it says here that i am 100% white.” “you know what? this isn’t working, me being supportive. i feel like i am literally eating myself.” “thank you for helping me tonight, on my saddest night.”

↳  “And although we certainly had our struggles and heart aches over the years we’re a family of survivors and we will always be. Which is why we’ve truly been Charmed.”

Charles Bukowski (via quotemadness)

Character Profiles | Piper Halliwell - Charmed Oh, please, please, somebody help me. The mean demon is dipping me into the water and it’s really cold.

msrorygilmore asked: piper and leo or ryan and marissa

“Did you kiss?”

river // bishop