Brennadette

There is a jellyfish that, if it is not killed (eaten, ect.) will live forever. All hail the immortal jelly!

No problems! Thank you!

Four has a 'u', fourteen has a 'u', but forty, forty does not have a 'u'. This makes no sense. Make it go away.

Found this on the internet, I wish I could take credit.

My cat  just tried to eat my pizza while I was eating it

My gosh this is great!

I might have accidentally spilled lemonade on my brothers' computer and it might be ruined so I might be hiding now because they might be being mean and I might feel like a huge bitch Yes, I did say sorry,

Everything I have eaten has cat-spit in it. I try to eat dinner, the cat eats off my plate. Nachos? cat licks them while I'm not looking.  Water? Cat sticks her head into the glass and licks my water. I don't go around eating your food cat, why must you eat mine?

This shouldn't be cute, seeing as it's countries, but it is cute, way cute.

Sloths <3