just another LA devotee

the doors: "i really enjoy carnivals and leather pants"

led zeppelin: "i spend a lot of time keeping my long hair from getting split ends and i like to yell"

the who: "i either own, or desire to own, a pinball machine"

the velvet underground: "i'm gay and love pain"

heart: "i am either someone's mom or just wear mom jeans"

journey: "i don't believe in love but i want it anyway"

the rolling stones: "i would probably fuck a heated up bagel and i love sin"

the beatles: "i would eat sandpaper if i could say it was better than listening to the radio"

eagles: "i enjoy pretending i am a retired man in a hammock"

fleetwood mac: "i own two tambourines and would wear a silk robe in public"

pink floyd: "i'm dead inside"

the beach boys: "i can't stop buying hawaiian shirts and wearing sandals to work"

My Brain, banging pots and pans together: YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUCKED UP YOU FUC

Me: *makes huge mistake that will directly affect my future horribly*