Eating or Sleeping

the worst type of procrastination is the one where you’re totally insistent that you’re going to be productive, so you spend hours on tumblr, but refuse to catch up on tv shows or anything because “i’m going to work in like a second”

my favorite thing about fashion is that you can find the ugliest or blandest or most commonly seen piece of clothing in a department store, but so long as its by a certain designer, it could cost as much as rent 

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”

It’s 2014. Why aren’t these real.

she dead

i love you gwen stefani

do you think we should tell her??

can she not read the name tag her name is rachel zoe

Where do you think you’re going young man

this made me really happy i'm smiling thanks