Ain't it fun

JORDAN: yeah, she is good for a laugh haha

JORDAN: oh...uh well i wasn't trying to /grill you/ i was just trying to be funny. sorry.

Becky: Ugh whatever , I'll find you in Hell than.

Becky: I have ways of finding peoples numbers. So um huh uh Duh. I'll find you in the halls, I find you everywhere you go so you can't run and hide. Ugh stupid bitch

JORDAN: i'd say this was so laughing matter but i DO love a good potter pun hehe

JORDAN: true. becky would probably get no use out of a burnbook because she'd just say it to people's faces.

JORDAN: not to sound jealous but you, bas and brittany are so lucky that they didn't have anything to say about you.

BREE: Yep, Becky literally texted me the other day insulting me, like???? I mean I admire her boldness at least, she gave me a good chuckle.

BREE: And here we go.

BREE: Hold on, that sounded mean. I just meant that I've already been messaged by a few people and basically grilled about somehow being spared from that list. So I guess I'm just a little on guard now when it's brought up.

Most people try to shorten my name or give me some kind of cutesy nickname to deminish my vibe. I swear to never call you the funk cheese that shall not be named, if you promise to never try to come up with some stupid nickname for me or only add one T to my name. So, I’m Elliott and I don’t usually like people, but you seem chill.

And what kinda vibe would that be exactly? Just for future reference, wouldn’t want to kill your vibe. Deal, if I ever get the urge to to do so I’ll resist the temptation. Bree is already super short, but people sometimes doing a rhyme with my name...with mixed results. Fair enough, I think the general census is that people- especially on campus- can be mega weird. And that’s coming from a self-proclaimed oddball. 

Becky: You're all nerds or buttmunchers and you're annoying. Also the crack newspapers awful, look out for Becky's tidbits later duh!!

finn: yet people say that Cassie has the hots for me. It does make you look guilty but I don’t think you done it.

finn: If you think about it, all of us are children and I’m sure there’s a law out there against this kind of thing.

bree: Sexual attraction doesn't mean she has a soul that can be appealed to. Especially when it comes to her one true love; ruining peoples lives and reputations.

bree: Thanks, it's good to know people are cooling off now and realizing I'm not the type of person who'd do that. Because that's not that great of a feeling.

KURT: MAYBE, only MAYBE, I reacted before really thinking.

KURT: I just didn't see a couple names and well, my anger got the best of me

KURT: I apologize

BREE: Thanks.

BREE: I get it, I'd be furious too if someone leaked bogus 'secrets'.

JORDAN: hi, i'm just sending this out to all committee members to let you know that the things said about me in the muckraker are NOT TRUE.

JORDAN: i would NEVER intentional talk about people behind their backs for any personal gain and i understand it may be hard to gain your trust back again, but i am willing to put in that effort xx

JORDAN: ( ps. if any of the rumors ARE true then i'm not judging at all!!! )

BREE: Okay Regina George...

BREE: JK! (Rowling)

True. We’re looking for motivation, not scolding. Dani seems to like her, though, and has nothing but good things to say about her, so I think it’s worth giving her a shot. You wanna hit her up and see what she has to say?

Besides I read something the other day about how corporations do more damage then average citizens. So it’s not like we ourselves are doing the most damage. Good point, I think Dani is a pretty good trust of character. Maybe I’ll ask for her number and shoot her for a text. Hopefully she won’t find that weird. Thanks!

What exactly am I supposed to be saying here? I mean, I’ve heard about this site before and that all of you were on here, so I’m here to crash the party and bless you with my presence. If you don’t know who I am already, which is a shame for you, I’m Elliott. Two t’s. Spell it right.

I can totally share the whole ‘don’t mess up my name’ vibe, people always misspell mine or try to make a funny pun that they think is super funny and original, but in reality I’ve heard like a million times before. So I’m Bree, two e’s, NOT like the funky cheese. Seriously please. Welcome to this ragtag group called a committee. 

Bree: I'm relieved because I've gotten a few texts from people questioning my motives. It helps to know not everyone thinks I did it.

Bree: ...I do wonder if the things on the list are true though.

Bree: In general! Like with everybody's.

Bree: You know what, forget I asked.

Harmony: You don't scream evil genius.

Harmony: I didn't fuck Mr. Schuester if that's what you're wondering.

Harmony: Everything on the list is total bullshit. Which means we need to know why Ms. July had that on her computer.

Bree: I don't have the right origin story to become an evil genius.

Bree: I wasn't wondering about that in particular but good to know. It's honestly not my place to judge one way or another.

KURT: Maybe you were paid, I don't know

BREE: Yeah you don't. If I did, then someone still owes me money.

KURT: Uhm, yeah, duh

KURT: Honestly, I don't know. Smart people can do totally dumb things and to be fair I don't really know you all that well.

BREE: Okay but what would I gain from this? Other then being disliked by pretty much every other committee member at the moment.

Harmony: I believe you. I've met a lot of crappy people in my life and you don't have that vibe.

Bree: I'm relieved because I've gotten a few texts from people questioning my motives. It helps to know not everyone thinks I did it.

Bree: ...I do wonder if the things on the list are true though.

Bree: In general! Like with everybody's.

finn: so I was looking at that list, and I noticed something.

finn: you weren't on there.

finn: now, Im no detective. If I was I would be like the one from Knives out.

finn: why aren't you on the list?

bree: I want to know that too, because it's making me look so guilty. I mean I never wanted this to happen!

Harmony: Yeah, I guess we know.

Harmony: I didn't see your name on the list. What's up with that?