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One of the biggest pulls to any kind of fetish or fantasy is imagining your life changed so drastically from what it is, to its polar opposite. Whether being able to act it out for a few hours in bed play, in public with the safety of friends, or taking the big step to transition from one state to another, the mere thought of it makes girls wet and guys hard.

From Boss to Bimbo

In this modern world, where #MeToo and feminism is rife, the desire to become the stereotypical bimbo should be an anathema to today’s independent woman, and yet in many it is a guilty desire that’s hard to resist.

As intelligent, ambitious women, we are told that we should work twice as hard as the men in order to reach the top of our potential, prove we are brains over beauty, and demand the respect we have worked so hard to achieve…

And yet…deep inside there is a little voice that whispers about how easy the pretty girls have it. How those who rely on their beauty over their brains are more popular, more carefree, more…happy.

Those thoughts are embarrassing, but that embarrassment only increases the guilty pleasure you begin to have at imagining yourself in that simple life.

·        No longer having to worry about the state of the world

·        No longer having to battle with your colleagues to acknowledge your worth

·        No longer stressing over the pressures of work

You know deep down you shouldn’t want this, but the more you think about it, the more you are turned on by imagining yourself the quintessential bimbo;

·        Long blonde hair

·        Tanned skin

·        Fake breasts

·        Simplistic language

·        Breathy silly voice

·        Daring dress sense

·        Hot sex

·        Not having to think

·        All body, no brains

Before you know it, you are edging as much as you can with your frosted-pink fake nails so that your intelligence can leak out of your sex to replaced by a constant hunger. You try to tell yourself you can stop; that its only fantasy, but before you know it your plumped-up lips are locked into an O as you mince down the street looking for another bargain…

Think she’s complicated?  Think again.

Most men think that women are complex creatures.  They complain about women over-analyzing, running amok, and being too demanding.

But in fact, the opposite is true.  All girls really need in life is 3 things – and they form an acronym: Boundaries, Appreciation, and Routine - or BAR.

If she has Boundaries, which include punishment for violation, she knows there are limitations on how far she can go before you put her back in her place. Boundaries also include accountability for her actions.  These Boundaries give her a sense of security unlike anything else you can give her.  

Of course, she needs Appreciation – to be used like a slut, to be cuddled when she cries, to be told she’s a “good girl” when her behavior is at its best. Appreciation includes “I love you”s and maintenance spankings.

She requires Routine which includes consistency.  If she’s busy with her Routine, she doesn’t have time to over-think.  If she doesn’t have time to over-think, she can’t over-analyze every little situation in her life, and that’s liberating for her.

Make no mistake, she will consistently test to make sure these 3 things are still in place.  It’s not a challenge to your authority, your masculinity, or your dominance; it’s actually a compliment.  She treats these little tests like a “ping” signal.  She pings because maybe, just maybe, she’s feeling a little insecure right at that moment and she needs to know the BAR is still firmly in place and because you’re the only one who can make her feel secure again.  Don’t cower from the test, delight in it.  She’s pinging you because she believes in you and knows with all her heart that you’ll return the ping signal with a loving, “it’s okay, babygirl … everything’s under control.”

All your girl has ever wanted is freedom in chains.  Give her that freedom.  

Set the BAR for her.

“I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.” (Melvin Udall (Jack Nicholson), As Good As It Gets, 1997.)

This is something I saw on another thread, and I want my female followers to try it:

Starting today, I want you to NOT check the news.  I realize it’s an important time (with American mid-terms happening), but turn it off, tune out, and turn on.

When you turn off the news, something magical happens.  You begin living in ignorance and - for many girls - ignorance can be absolute bliss.

So shut off the news and be happy.

Because a happy girl is a good girl.

I chose to stop following the news initially for my mental health. But the ‘ignorance is bliss’ side is even better.

Those two simple words can flush the skin, create a smile, cause wet panties and speed up a heartbeat. Don’t forget. If she’s a good girl, tell her.

Whenever I have someone ask me for advice in how to become a bimbo, I always say the same thing: outside of the rules that I’ve written, the only advice I can give would be specific to each person.

I need to know who you are, what you look like, and what’s holding you back. I also need to know what your ultimate goal is. Is it to be a full bimbo? Is it to be just stage 2? Perhaps it’s to be just a more fashionable girl. I need to know the starting point and the destination before I can draw the map. 

With that said, I have noticed one re-occurring theme. There is always something holding a bimbo candidate back. Perhaps it’s a complete lack of knowledge on how to look sexy. Perhaps it’s what their friends or family will think. Perhaps it’s a job and what co-workers think that’s getting in the way. Maybe it’s just being scared. Or maybe it’s because girls these days have been told they should grow up to be doctors and lawyers and scientists and other careers, and not focus on their looks and what men think of them.

With that, I’ve come up with one piece of advice that can help rationalize why you should become a bimbo. 

Being a bimbo is a career!

It is! It’s career choice. I mean that not only in how you should approach training and commitment, I also really mean that monetarily. Think about it. All the girls I post, do you think they are doctors? Do you think they have a 4 year degree in psychology? Do they look like future CEO’s? 

No. Yet, do they look unhappy? Do they look stressed? Do they look bored? And just as importantly, do they look poor?

How many of them look like they are dressed well? With hot and rich guys? In nice, expensive places? - Most of them!

Look at this poor, unattractive, unhappy girl

Look at this rich, sexy, happy bimbo

Let’s discuss those two points:

Bimbo Career Training

Like any career, to be successful you have to train. In most careers, you might go to school and get a bachelors degree. Some require you to get a masters, or even a doctorate. All of these levels require a lot of work. In theory, the more work and time you put in, the more you get out on the other end. 

Being a bimbo is no different. This is bimbofication. You have to train and learn about what it takes. You must learn how to dress, learn how to act, learn what looks good and what doesn’t, and learn what men want. As you do this, you slowly complete the bimbo process and earn yourself a bimbo degree!

Freshman Bimbo

Senior Bimbo

With any career, you’ll then find yourself out of school and in the work force. Here is where you really shine as a bimbo. You work your way up through the bimbo food chain. You apply your bimbo skills at interviews with new men. You market yourself with your Instagram and the clothing you wear. You become a career bimbo. It’s your life! And it’s a happy one! 

You spend your life looking sexy, loving the attention, and being the happiest bimbo you can be. Most people say “it’s not a job if you look forward to it”. Well, if you love being a bimbo then it’s not really a job, there isn’t a happier thing on earth to do!

Bimbo Career Income

So, how do you make money becoming a bimbo? It’s important to remember that most women these days are told to not be stay at home wives. To go out and get in the STEM fields. To get high paying, stressful jobs. 

Well, the reality is those jobs are few and far between. Chances are most women, and frankly most men, will go to college and go into debt to get an entry level job, then spend their good years working their way up to middle management. Dealing with office politics, back-stabbing, sitting at a desk all day, and things not coming as easy as it does to the men. It’s stressful! All while making barely enough to get by, and marrying an average guy who doesn’t make enough to let you stay at home with the kids all day. Meanwhile, you sit there and day dream about being one of those pretty girls sitting next to some rich guy in his Ferrari. 

Why do that when you can turn being a bimbo into a career? The money you would spend on college can easily go to gym memberships, implants, fake lips, and a bimbo wardrobe. With that investment, you can easily start off with an entry-level bimbo job. Maybe this is a bikini-barista. Maybe this is at Hooters. Maybe this is a stripper or a cam-girl. But you can start somewhere making a little money to support your early bimbo dreams. 

Entry Level Bimbo - Bikini Barista

As you move up in your bimbo career, you can really hit it big with social media. Between Instagram, Twitter, and Tumblr, you can make a lot of money by just taking photos of your sexy self doing fun things. Did you know the top Instagram models earn millions of dollars a year? You read that right. Do you think they are doctors or lawyers or accountants on the side? NO! They are full tine bimbos! They spend their day’s staying sexy and showing off. - The two main principles of being a bimbo. 

Instagram Bimbo - Enjoying the beach and showing off her work

Ana Cheri makes over $3mil a year being a Bimbo on Instagram

Finally, the last part of the bimbo career is rich men. Your bimbo career could pay off when you hit it big by finding and marrying a rich man. If you’re a good girl for him, he’ll keep you around for quite a long time. You’ll not only be allowed to spend your days keeping sexy, shopping, and pleasing him, he’ll give you a Mercedes, and take you to high-class parties. What could be better!

Bimbo Goal - Marry Rich

So, I ask you: What is a better career choice for a young girl? Spending tens of thousands of dollars on school? Or spending much less on dedicating yourself to looking as sexy as possible? One will work their way up to a mediocre career with mediocre happiness, and one will work their way up to a rich man who makes them significantly happier, spending their days doing what they love!

Here is the bimbo career path:

Bimbo training / Education - This is Bimbofication

Bimbo entry-level job - It won’t be glamourous, but it’ll get you experience

Bimbo Social Media Star - this is where you become popular and get fans

Bimbo Husband - A rich guy who helps you fulfill your dreams!

Of course, not everyone will climb the entire ladder. But a middle of the road bimbo will always be happier than a middle of the road manager and some boring job desk job.

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