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how am i so obsessive and so avoidant at the same time

Yeah okay there are like 11 species of heron native to the USA and yes fine I’ve only managed to spot 10 of those species. You might think I’m bitter about that one species evading me but I’m not. I’m actually the Least Bittern person about it in the entire world

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

(guy who doesn't really know how software updates work) i hope they keep the keyboard letters in the same order. i was just getting used to them

maintaining relationships with people is so difficult for no good reason. what are you supposed to do when you miss someone and want to talk to them more? Say you miss them and that you want to talk to them more? That's all bullshit

my biggest kink is someone checking in on me n noticing when m not myself

The Gaslighting Magician: This is your card