Breaking Bitch

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

*slams reblog*

Klezmer dolphins.

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

Uh no that’s fucking Malcom in the Middle don’t lie to me

Orchestra: *plays* Crowd: *silent* Dog: *walks on stage* Crowd: *applauds*

@jupitersaurus

GOODBYE

I hope everyone has a great day except for the individual that made this post, and the others that have added additional comments to it.

😭😭

Is it everything y'all must ruin hmm? Serious question

Translation: “I am fucking tired of the soviet car industry” *the standard effect of touching a soviet car* *laughs in russian*

If I ever get married I would want a cake like this 😍

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this