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@tinascamanderfb
During a Dumbledore meeting:
Jacob (with a doll and in a deep voice): Oh Tina I’ve always loved you! You’re hair looks like a Hidebehind during malting season!
Theseus (also with doll and a high pitched voice): Oh Newt! I love you too!
*Make dolls kiss with obnoxious kissing noises*
Tina: You know we can hear you guys right
Newt: And I told you that in confidence Jacob…
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Jacob: So how was the ‘big date’?
Newt: Good.
Jacob: Just good?
Newt: No, well Um it was amazing but-
Jacob: But what?
Newt: There was a moment- I think she was expecting me to kiss her- And I wanted to kiss her-
Jacob (getting more excited): Yeah?
Newt: I panicked and bowed
Jacob: You- Bowed?
Newt: It’s how Hippogriffs show they're of noble intentions.
Jacob (Gradually getting more worried):And how did Tina react to being bowed at?
Newt (grinning wider): She bowed back
Love how Dumbledore was like: I need a person who will be strong against Gellert, a person who’s brave, a good person and most of all a true hero
Also Dumbledore: *remembers thirteen year old Newt apologising to a tree he walked into” That one, I want that one.
Newt: Tina, look what I found!
Tina: Newt! Is that a dragon?
Newt: He’s only a baby… can we keep him?
Tina: Newt-
*Newt triggers soft magizoologist face*
Newt: Please? He’s cold.
*When everyone else arrives at camp*
Theseus: Do I want to know why there’s a dragon in my tent?
Tina: He was cold.
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Tina: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you get here so fast?
Newt: Several travel violations
Newt: Three accounts of resisting arrest
Newt: Roughly thirteen infractions of the statute of secrecy
Jacob: Also, that’s not our Portkey.
Tina: I’m sorry, but you’re under arrest for robbery.
Newt: What did I steal?
Tina: My heart.
*Newt walks over to Tina*
Tina: Hey, man. What’s up?
*Newt kisses Tina*
Tina: *after they finish kissing* Hot diggity dog.
*Newt smiles*
Tina: Oh, no! Now the thing I said right after we kissed will always be “hot diggity dog.”
*Newt laughs*
Tina: Whatever. It was an honest reaction. I stand by it.
*later when Tina tells Queenie*
Queenie: You two kissed? Hot diggity dog!
Tina: That’s what I said!
Source: The Good Place
There’s no such thing as non-binary you’re born as a lady or a man.
…why do you have tumblr?! You’re just gonna insult all the non-binary’s! There is a thing as non-binary brother.
There’s also a such thing as Unlabled look it up.
No there’s no non-binary’s or whatever the fuck you just said. There’s only male and female that’s it.
There’s also a such thing as asshole and bigger asshole
I’m not asshole I’m stating a fact.
My belief is technically there is two genders but there is a third which is non-binary. If they choose not to associate with a gender that’s their choice and you don’t have the power to justify that and use the wrong pronouns. 
No! Women are ladies there’s no non-binary’s. They are ladies and should act like one!
And you should act your Age
Excuse me?!
You heard me
You are insulting a adult young man!
You’re an adult? Huh That’s funny because you don’t act like one and also the right way to use it is “an” not a
Stop correcting me you embarrassing excuse for a man.
Are you talking about yourself?
No you. Cause you supporting this lgbtq is embarrassing for the future and my culture!
No one gives a crap about your culture,you’re allowed to not support it but you’re not allowed to bring other people down that are in the community just because it’s part of your So Called “culture”  you can have opinions. But however you can respect other people As You Should In Society,But The Sad Thing Is,People Like Yourself Is what is wrong with the world and The society. There needs to be more people that support everyone equally, but not only the LGBTQ community gets that hate it’s A lot of other groups of people,there’s not enough equality in this world and this generation needs to change that,so I want you To stop hating on people just because of your culture. 
No. And why are you he/they?! You’re a male. You’re he/him not some they person everyone talks about! You should not have these selfish and disgusting pronouns and just do normal pronouns you son of a bitch. I get to say what I want I don’t give a crap what you say women are she/her and make are he/him. K. Non-binary is illegal in this culture of mine! I will never respect anyone cause someone respecting lgbtq is embarrassing like her or his family.
First of all I can go by he/they if I choose to. And again you can have your opinions but we don’t care. Also did you mean male because it came out make. 
Yes. And shut up! You will not correct cause you are a he/him and chose this he/they.
Alright that's it Mycroft you need to get with the times it's not the 1970s it's the 2000's get with the program!
No. Lady I will not!
Bru your a disgrace to the Holmes name
Excuse me I’m not! Enola and Sherlock love me.
It’s the 21st-century get with the times. And if you want respect,Respect Peoples pronouns and If you think you’re right for your  actions,you’re very petty so very petty. Because honestly this is immature behaviour especially for someone your age. You should understand that people are not 100% just like you,everyone is different. love is love and do you really think your sister and brother love you for the way you’re acting definitely not. They can still love you and not love your behaviour but if you keep going like this they’re probably gonna exile You from everything. Because they respect pronouns they don’t want you to disrespect people like this. if you don’t want to be cut out from your family you should change your perspective right now Because honestly this is just messed up
🙄🙄🙄.. oh a another supproter of lgbtq. What a disgrace.
By the way you spelled supporter wrong
I don’t care supporting bitch
Oi. Don't cross that line mycroft...
Or what?
You'll have a pissed off pregnant lady and demon on your ass
Except Queenie‘s hormones Are a little bit worse than mine because she’s farther along.
There’s no such thing as non-binary you’re born as a lady or a man.
…why do you have tumblr?! You’re just gonna insult all the non-binary’s! There is a thing as non-binary brother.
There’s also a such thing as Unlabled look it up.
No there’s no non-binary’s or whatever the fuck you just said. There’s only male and female that’s it.
There’s also a such thing as asshole and bigger asshole
I’m not asshole I’m stating a fact.
My belief is technically there is two genders but there is a third which is non-binary. If they choose not to associate with a gender that’s their choice and you don’t have the power to justify that and use the wrong pronouns. 
No! Women are ladies there’s no non-binary’s. They are ladies and should act like one!
And you should act your Age
Excuse me?!
You heard me
You are insulting a adult young man!
You’re an adult? Huh That’s funny because you don’t act like one and also the right way to use it is “an” not a
Stop correcting me you embarrassing excuse for a man.
Are you talking about yourself?
No you. Cause you supporting this lgbtq is embarrassing for the future and my culture!
No one gives a crap about your culture,you’re allowed to not support it but you’re not allowed to bring other people down that are in the community just because it’s part of your So Called “culture”  you can have opinions. But however you can respect other people As You Should In Society,But The Sad Thing Is,People Like Yourself Is what is wrong with the world and The society. There needs to be more people that support everyone equally, but not only the LGBTQ community gets that hate it’s A lot of other groups of people,there’s not enough equality in this world and this generation needs to change that,so I want you To stop hating on people just because of your culture. 
No. And why are you he/they?! You’re a male. You’re he/him not some they person everyone talks about! You should not have these selfish and disgusting pronouns and just do normal pronouns you son of a bitch. I get to say what I want I don’t give a crap what you say women are she/her and make are he/him. K. Non-binary is illegal in this culture of mine! I will never respect anyone cause someone respecting lgbtq is embarrassing like her or his family.
First of all I can go by he/they if I choose to. And again you can have your opinions but we don’t care. Also did you mean male because it came out make. 
Yes. And shut up! You will not correct cause you are a he/him and chose this he/they.
Alright that's it Mycroft you need to get with the times it's not the 1970s it's the 2000's get with the program!
No. Lady I will not!
Bru your a disgrace to the Holmes name
Excuse me I’m not! Enola and Sherlock love me.
It’s the 21st-century get with the times. And if you want respect,Respect Peoples pronouns and If you think you’re right for your  actions,you’re very petty so very petty. Because honestly this is immature behaviour especially for someone your age. You should understand that people are not 100% just like you,everyone is different. love is love and do you really think your sister and brother love you for the way you’re acting definitely not. They can still love you and not love your behaviour but if you keep going like this they’re probably gonna exile You from everything. Because they respect pronouns they don’t want you to disrespect people like this. if you don’t want to be cut out from your family you should change your perspective right now Because honestly this is just messed up
🙄🙄🙄.. oh a another supproter of lgbtq. What a disgrace.
By the way you spelled supporter wrong
I don’t care supporting bitch
Oi. Don't cross that line mycroft...
I just told sapphire so he’s toast
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There’s no such thing as non-binary you’re born as a lady or a man.
…why do you have tumblr?! You’re just gonna insult all the non-binary’s! There is a thing as non-binary brother.
There’s also a such thing as Unlabled look it up.
No there’s no non-binary’s or whatever the fuck you just said. There’s only male and female that’s it.
There’s also a such thing as asshole and bigger asshole
I’m not asshole I’m stating a fact.
My belief is technically there is two genders but there is a third which is non-binary. If they choose not to associate with a gender that’s their choice and you don’t have the power to justify that and use the wrong pronouns. 
No! Women are ladies there’s no non-binary’s. They are ladies and should act like one!
And you should act your Age
Excuse me?!
You heard me
You are insulting a adult young man!
You’re an adult? Huh That’s funny because you don’t act like one and also the right way to use it is “an” not a
Stop correcting me you embarrassing excuse for a man.
Are you talking about yourself?
No you. Cause you supporting this lgbtq is embarrassing for the future and my culture!
No one gives a crap about your culture,you’re allowed to not support it but you’re not allowed to bring other people down that are in the community just because it’s part of your So Called “culture”  you can have opinions. But however you can respect other people As You Should In Society,But The Sad Thing Is,People Like Yourself Is what is wrong with the world and The society. There needs to be more people that support everyone equally, but not only the LGBTQ community gets that hate it’s A lot of other groups of people,there’s not enough equality in this world and this generation needs to change that,so I want you To stop hating on people just because of your culture. 
No. And why are you he/they?! You’re a male. You’re he/him not some they person everyone talks about! You should not have these selfish and disgusting pronouns and just do normal pronouns you son of a bitch. I get to say what I want I don’t give a crap what you say women are she/her and make are he/him. K. Non-binary is illegal in this culture of mine! I will never respect anyone cause someone respecting lgbtq is embarrassing like her or his family.
First of all I can go by he/they if I choose to. And again you can have your opinions but we don’t care. Also did you mean male because it came out make. 
Yes. And shut up! You will not correct cause you are a he/him and chose this he/they.
Alright that's it Mycroft you need to get with the times it's not the 1970s it's the 2000's get with the program!
No. Lady I will not!
Bru your a disgrace to the Holmes name
Excuse me I’m not! Enola and Sherlock love me.
It’s the 21st-century get with the times. And if you want respect,Respect Peoples pronouns and If you think you’re right for your  actions,you’re very petty so very petty. Because honestly this is immature behaviour especially for someone your age. You should understand that people are not 100% just like you,everyone is different. love is love and do you really think your sister and brother love you for the way you’re acting definitely not. They can still love you and not love your behaviour but if you keep going like this they’re probably gonna exile You from everything. Because they respect pronouns they don’t want you to disrespect people like this. if you don’t want to be cut out from your family you should change your perspective right now Because honestly this is just messed up
🙄🙄🙄.. oh a another supproter of lgbtq. What a disgrace.
By the way you spelled supporter wrong
There’s no such thing as non-binary you’re born as a lady or a man.
…why do you have tumblr?! You’re just gonna insult all the non-binary’s! There is a thing as non-binary brother.
There’s also a such thing as Unlabled look it up.
No there’s no non-binary’s or whatever the fuck you just said. There’s only male and female that’s it.
There’s also a such thing as asshole and bigger asshole
I’m not asshole I’m stating a fact.
My belief is technically there is two genders but there is a third which is non-binary. If they choose not to associate with a gender that’s their choice and you don’t have the power to justify that and use the wrong pronouns. 
No! Women are ladies there’s no non-binary’s. They are ladies and should act like one!
And you should act your Age
Excuse me?!
You heard me
You are insulting a adult young man!
You’re an adult? Huh That’s funny because you don’t act like one and also the right way to use it is “an” not a
Stop correcting me you embarrassing excuse for a man.
Are you talking about yourself?
No you. Cause you supporting this lgbtq is embarrassing for the future and my culture!
No one gives a crap about your culture,you’re allowed to not support it but you’re not allowed to bring other people down that are in the community just because it’s part of your So Called “culture”  you can have opinions. But however you can respect other people As You Should In Society,But The Sad Thing Is,People Like Yourself Is what is wrong with the world and The society. There needs to be more people that support everyone equally, but not only the LGBTQ community gets that hate it’s A lot of other groups of people,there’s not enough equality in this world and this generation needs to change that,so I want you To stop hating on people just because of your culture. 
No. And why are you he/they?! You’re a male. You’re he/him not some they person everyone talks about! You should not have these selfish and disgusting pronouns and just do normal pronouns you son of a bitch. I get to say what I want I don’t give a crap what you say women are she/her and make are he/him. K. Non-binary is illegal in this culture of mine! I will never respect anyone cause someone respecting lgbtq is embarrassing like her or his family.
First of all I can go by he/they if I choose to. And again you can have your opinions but we don’t care. Also did you mean male because it came out make. 
Yes. And shut up! You will not correct cause you are a he/him and chose this he/they.
Alright that's it Mycroft you need to get with the times it's not the 1970s it's the 2000's get with the program!
No. Lady I will not!
Bru your a disgrace to the Holmes name
Excuse me I’m not! Enola and Sherlock love me.
It’s the 21st-century get with the times. And if you want respect,Respect Peoples pronouns and If you think you’re right for your actions,you’re very petty so very petty. Because honestly this is immature behaviour especially for someone your age. You should understand that people are not 100% just like you,everyone is different. love is love and do you really think your sister and brother love you for the way you’re acting definitely not. They can still love you and not love your behaviour but if you keep going like this they’re probably gonna exile You from everything. Because they respect pronouns they don’t want you to disrespect people like this. if you don’t want to be cut out from your family you should change your perspective right now Because honestly this is just messed up
OK WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO KILL BUCKBEAK. I NEED ANSWERS
I'm with you there
Buckbeak? Well Whatever That Is,Doesn’t Deserve Death
It’s a hipogriff! A magical creature which did NOTHING.
Well Shit,That’s F**Ked Up
I think I’m a bad influence 😅😂
Yeah,But You’re Hot-
You’re better looking man 😉😏
Especially with glasses! 😫😫
I love the flirting, but now's not the best tme-
Dustin’s hot- I mean nothing! I mean what the hell did I miss 😅😅
I Know You Do-
😳😳😳😳…
WELL WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO
Save Him And Beat Lucius Ass-
So it's Lucius' fault?
Yeah,Just Because I Got Hurt Because SOMEONE Shoved Me Into Buckbeak
And who was that someone?
Crabbe
Hmmm... I see... fascinating...
What?
Nothing-
Is something wrong bubba?
I think you scared them.
I didn't mean to scare everyone... just Crabbe. Because he should know better to mess with the magical creatures
Oh I just meant Aurelius, but I agree with you there.
Right! All Creatures Have Feelings,But That’s Messed Up! Putting Another Person In Danger! He Could’ve Got Seriously Hurt!
@kingbenofauradon DADDY!!!!
I'M IN LABOR!!
How? You’re Five
I don't know but 9 months ago sissy told me I was pregnant. Today I took a massive sh*t. Uncle Chad said that means I'm in labor
You Don’t Poop Out The Baby…You Are Not In Labor,And Who Taught You That Word?!
Uncle harry
Of Course He Did…
Aunt Evie i can't get the baby out
Because You’re Not In Labor
Oh so I'm still pregnant how much longer?
You Can’t Be Pregnant Before You Have A Mensural Cycle
Newt: [to the Zouwu] That's it, come to Daddy.
Tina: ...Did he just talk about himself in the third person?
Jacob: ...Did he just call himself "Daddy"?
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Newt: Tina, look what I found!
Tina: Newt! Is that a dragon?
Newt: He’s only a baby… can we keep him?
Tina: Newt-
*Newt triggers soft magizoologist face*
Newt: Please? He’s cold.
*When everyone else arrives at camp*
Theseus: Do I want to know why there’s a dragon in my tent?
Tina: He was cold.
💍 10/21/22
Today I Married My Soulmate,My Prince. @newtscamander-fb And I Can’t Wait For The Adventures We Have Ahead Of Us💙💍
