Breaking Bad questions answered

Sounds legit.

He was obviously in it for the truly excellent health insurance benefits he got as a teacher.

Or do you mean a boarder crossing, where you have to fight your way through 10,000 boarding school students that don’t even go home for the weekends in order to get from Mexico to the USA? Because they only put those on the Arizona border and, I believe, on the Canadian crossings closest to Toronto.

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Octopus Car Wash, which I have mentioned in this blog before, recommends that you come by and ask them if you have a car with special requirements. You could also call them and ask, I guess.

The moral of this story is that there are like 10,000 different definitions of the word “hipster” and Winning has really good coffee. Also I have to stop myself every time I type the name of this place because it used to be RB Winning’s and recently it has dropped some of the letters out of its name and it sounds wrong to me now.

I also hear a lot of people using “hipster” as a word for “youngsters who do things I don’t like, such as play their rap and/or rock and roll too loud and who I will chase off of my lawn while yelling raggedly and waving a cane”. We definitely have those people.

If you're going, be safe and be peaceful. And wear sunscreen, because Albuquerque is at high altitude, so the sun is dangerous. Maybe even as dangerous as the cops!

Stop watching shows that make you depressed and watch Brooklyn Nine Nine instead. Life is too short for that shit.

Because I don't live in New Orleans and because having five seasons of questions to make up answers to gives me more material to work with. Eight episodes ain't gonna cut it for me.

No, there are so many Californian expats here already that it’s pretty obvious that everyone knows New Mexico is better.

It is a well-known fact that all chemistry teachers make meth. This is why meth is so inexpensive. It’s also why you’re pretty much offered meth all the time, like, whenever you go by the park there are people smoking meth or whatever and they usually offer you some. That’s because there’s just so much meth from all those chemistry teachers, and also because most dealers offer a program where when you refer a friend to them, you get your next meth for free.

If you’re still smarting from Breaking Bad, though, the Albuquerque Journal obit for him might help with closure.

Perhaps some of my followers would reblog this or comment with the answer, though?

Why don’t you read the answers to the other questions to see how I manage? Or wouldn’t you want to ask questions of a tumblr you’ve read?

I hear it’s a show that was on TV! Now, it is on Netflix.

That’s how they make the stuff on the show, anyway.