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due to recent discussions on bsky i'm saying in addition to bostonian obie, rowen's got a minnesotan accent and cherie's done a lot of voice training and maintains a posh, transatlantic-adjacent accent, but she's a hick from the sticks at heart and the southern twang slips out when she gets mad (very rare)

Cyrus in heat having to be treated like a fragile little thing and he HAAAATES it

Guy who usually grows himself and walks or stays small and flies to where he needs to go stuttering embarrassed while he asks you to please put a handkerchief in your palm before he climbs in because skin-to-skin contact makes it worse.

Okay, so apparently other people associate black gloves with normal jobs and I accidentally hosted my own impromptu Pervert Reveal Party in front of god and everybody via Beanie Baby post. Awesome.

my other horny thought is what if someone shrunk to one inch tall and their friend (mutual pining) offered to take care of them and the intimacy and barriers to communication made it really awkward and the longing loomed over them and they both decided their pining must be fucked now. and I’m horny about it.

I just think “scientist studying giants reduced to a quivering animal in their subjects’ hands” is goated. my scientist fetish.

Quite frankly yall need to be projecting more on the doms. Make the DOM have guilty sexual fantasies !!! Maybe the DOM is shamefully staring at the ceiling after waking up from a dream!!! Yall are cowards. Do none of you have any appreciation for the noble dom identity crisis. Do none of you have any respect for guilty sadists with control issues and who desperately want autonomy for once in their damn lives and who just want to Keep someone, for once, who want to be allowed to Want and Take . Do NONE of yall have any respect for sadists realizing with horror how badly they want to hurt the person they would do anything to protect and take care of and make smile? Cowards, all of you.

have people seen that post where OP claimed anorgasmia wasnt real because every time they had a sex partner who had never cum before they totally got them to cum for the first time ever

*going into hour three of painful grinding* haha woowwww yup just came! just came for the first time ever great job at doing that. im going to leave immediately now never contact me again please

and it got ten squilliam reblogs because they made it about misogyny. thats such an infinite notes hack claim whatever bullshit is about misogyny. when your sex partner says she doesnt need to orgasm you should ignore her preferences and desires because you are #woke bully her into faking an orgasm to escape you instead.