a simple zest for life

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

nonthreatening suffragette boy just sent you a daguerrotype of his penis

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

pissing is actually a trauma response to drinking water