why are you taking your partner/date who doesn't want to eat fancy restaurant food to a fancy restaurant in the first place

they have great chicken tenders and fries

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

a hoe never gets lyme disease

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

every? day??

Everyone reblog this. Mandatory.

I said what I said.

What are you even supposed to eat for dinner

And it’s like. Like it’s everyday girls.

My type is her. My favorite body type is whatever her body looks like that day. My favorite scent, whatever she got on.

Her smile is so fucking contagious

It's been 5 years.