Baby J

john mulaney does twink death dilf rebirth the best

anyways if that meeting w werenski doesn’t end w front office being like “we will give you a gazillion dollars and the captaincy” i will personally drive my ass down to cbus to riot in the street

Tumblr user unable to tell difference between continuing to poke at the puck after the goalie has possession and defensing team pushing a forward on top of their own goalie more at 5

That's so sad I just realized the characters in the blair witch project never got to listen to coldplay's hit single Yellow

Michael Angelo, Leonardo , da vinci; they’re all dead. I REMAIN! I remain.

Saw a post that said something along the lines of “jury duty is wild bc the government is just like call off work bestie we need you to solve a murder and here’s fifteen dollars” and I’m thinking that must be what Gus feels like all the time

Chat this is so not scientifically backed but I feel like humans don’t have tails cuz our facial expressions serve enough of the purpose to express how we’re feeling. Dogs can’t smile so they need some other physical trait to express that et voila tail

the thing about body horror is that there's nothing you can come up with that can compete with what the human body will do to itself under a sufficient amount of stress

EXCEPT ‼️ radiation poisoning. that shit is fuuuuuucked.