i cannot weave,,,

he wears. a t shirt

*doesnt talk to anyone im mutuals with* I love  my mutuals so much :’)

girls can talk to me for free.. men? pull out ur wallet bitch

Summoning a demon just for a cuddle session is valid

when a moth..is on your finger and it gives u..the tiniest kisses rb if you agree…..

i’m always vaguely in an airport

even when i’m literally not in an airport i’m still emotionally in an airport

what english lit degree gay whose career didn’t take off exactly as he wanted is out there making self aware, self referential meta gay porn?

HAVING A DEMON SUCK YOUR DICK IN THE CHURCH CONFESSIONAL BOOTH IS VALID

SUCKING A DEMON’S DICK IN THE CHURCH CONFESSIONAL IS ALSO VALID!!

These are WONDERFUL

These are great..made me smile😊💖

@w1tchmom

I didn’t even need to turn on the volume, as soon as I saw the kid spazzing I knew

Do you ever wonder how many stories have been told about you? I don’t mean rumors or gossip. A story like “ one time I was at the mall and this girl dropped her hotdog but she picked it up and ate it” what if I’m that girl??how many times have people seen me do something I thought no one saw and is now being used as an ice breaker at a family dinner? Hmmmmmm?!???!

one time i was in this historical park in new york and i was climbing a tree in order to get a good photo and i fell out just as a family was walking past…two years later i ran into the mom at stop&shop and she gasped and said “oh my god, tree girl?” and i’ve never been the same since