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okay i lied 3. Attention

Apparently the French word for “unicorn” used to be “unicorne”, which makes perfect sense. But it sounded too much like “une icorne”, so they though “icorne” was the name of the animal, and so “the unicorn” was “l’icorne”. Then later they decided that no, “l’icorne” was the whole name of the animal, so “the unicorn” became “la licorne”. The takeaway being that French is a ridiculous language and linguistics is cool

do you ever read an article so bad that it makes you want to get a PhD so that you can publish a response and thinkshame the author’s opinions with authority

“thinkshame” is officially the greatest word we’ve come up with as a species.

I get the distinct impression that this level of spite is the primary thing that carries most PhD candidates all the way through their program.

That was an art

I ABSOLUTELY NEEDED THIS ON MY BLOG

@brueklynn

Roses are red, that much is true, but violets are purple, not fucking blue.

I have been waiting for this post all my life.

IT GOT SO MUCH BETTER.

Hang on, need to send this to my literature prof