Too weird to live, Too rare to die.

Blake in a suit is killing lesbians all over the world

LITTLE MONICA RAMBEAU OMG THIS IS SO CUTE!!

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

This has worked before, so why not again?

you can have more notes just please give me money

This is an important message.

I will never NOT reblog this.

YAS YAS!!!!

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

do you ever see a really pretty girl and the gay just hits you

I just can’t wait until I find the girl of my dreams and feel her arms wrap around my waist from behind. I can’t wait until I can plan my future with her. I can’t wait until I can see her love our kids and play with them. I just can’t wait until these hopes will become a reality

how tf do gay girls meet each other, is there a secret party I’m not invited to

And now I feel even gayer 😍